Plautstered

origin is a pint sized human, although not a dwarf more of a Shetland pony of the human world. definition is to become soo incredibly intoxicated that NO OTHER word in the world can describe your state of drunkenness. plautstered pronounced (plowt-stired) trumps all known and currently unkown forms of describing one's level of toxicity from alcohol. Be forewarned if you happen to become plautstered many unusual events may occur. Including but not limited to attempted suicide, going AWOL, being extremely hostle with friends, strong hallucinations similar to bad acid trips, and being funnier than HELL. Automatic disqualification if said person vomits from the consuming of the alcohol non-negotiable.

plautstered

1.drinking too much
2.not knowing when to stop
3.acting like an asshole
4.being a whiny bitch

by MICKCRIZZLE August 11, 2012

plusonepeter

The socially illiterate fucktard who thinks it's continually ok to ask for a plus one

George: do you want to come over?
Stephen: yeah sure, can I invite Jennifer Sophie and ollie too
George: actually just fuck off stop being such a plusonepeter

by -:- July 10, 2015

plus

adding

plus 2

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

Plus two maneuver

The process of making your manhood feel more meaty by digital (finger) enhancement. The male places is middle and pointer finger along the top of the shaft and inserts all three as one gerthy package.

Chad: "How did that hoe-bag Tiffany like your pencil dick John?"
John: "I just busted out that plus two maneuver that you used on me last week."

by Doctor Poops April 12, 2017

Plus

A stupid math sumbol that is not useful in everyday life! Also known as addition! But everyone (including me) hate this torturous THING!

It can also be used for saying something like you added something to your life.

This stupid plus sign is ruining math for me!

by Rox Eav April 16, 2017

Plus

When someone is overly obese or not an average size

John-You see that man over there?
Slosu- He's plus size heading for heart attack central

by lord plus April 17, 2017

plushaphobic

the fear of stuffed animals ; the fear of stuffed animals coming to life and killing you at night

plush- a - pho-bic

billy dont buy her any stuffed animals shes plushaphobic

by my weirdness April 21, 2017