Corn-packer

A gay Iowan

"I was a corn-packer. And I know that term is offensive. To some people. Because corn-packer is a derogatory term for a gay Iowan." Stephen Colbert responding to Iowa Republican Steve King at House Judiciary Committee about Immigration.

by Morto00x September 25, 2010

tia parker

Inserting the lips into the slimy sludge gates and rapidly moving them (like horses lips) this causes the movement of shit into the mouth, it is then gargled onto the face.

Last night I did a tia parker on my girlfriend

by queen of vagina December 4, 2014

Thats a Parker

Reffering to Parker brand feminine hygiene pruducts i.e. douches. The term is used to call out someone when they are being rude, and or, acting like a jack ass.

Dude, thats a parker.

by Garner April 20, 2008

Pleased by a Packer

...to be of the lesbian persuasion. "Pleased by a Packer" traditionally refers to a woman who can "pass" as a straight girl, but is a lesbian in disguise. She has the ability and physical lure necessary to score with men, but pulls a 'bait and switch' when she reveals she is actually a femme lesbian.

Oh, no. You don't want to go there, man. She's pleased by a packer.

by SecretlySexuallyTwisted September 19, 2010

Parkersburg

A small shit hole in southern Illinois. There is nothing there but crackheads and crack babies. This is the place where the young kids go to drink and get away with it.

"Hey man, let's go drink at Finney's. We never get caught in Parkersburg!"

by OMGiiitsMex3 August 12, 2008

pickle packer

one who packs pickles

porn stars are known to be pickle packers

by Ostrich Cock November 20, 2006

meat packer

a real big penis/dick

by Anonymous April 23, 2003