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Closet Panic Shitter

When someone gets so scared they run and hide in a cupboard. There in abject fear they shit their pants.

When found by others the shitter is laughed at and his turd filled ass-pants are poked with sticks.
Hey, guys! I found Greg!, the fucking closet panic shitter!
by Immortal Yawn January 2, 2011
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Pas de panties Jeudi

Thursdays, or JEUDI in French where certain girls are not meant to put on underwear. Can also refer to the act of going commando on Thursdays specifically.
Saloni: Ugh I couldn't do laundry yesterday

Kristina: So you have no underwear?
Gemma: You're not supposed to wear underwear on Thursday! You could get thrown out of the club for that!
Saloni: Oh i forgot it was pas de panties Jeudi!
by glamazzle June 18, 2012
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panic hater

A bunch of cunts who like to call Panic At The Disco, the best band ever in the whole world they will blow out your eyeballs, emo. Except now people call them "wanna be Beatles". Hey, guess the what fuck is up, BITCH. Just because you want to generalize everyone, and say that Panic are fags because some of their fans are mentally retarded, or because they sound like "Fall Out Boy" or, now, "The Beatles", doesn't mean they suck. Infact, their sound is more original than bands that just SCREAM A BUNCH OF SHIT NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND.

Listen to a song that isn't I Write Sins Not Tragedies or metal, you whore. Or if you don't really give a shit, then staple your mouth shut or I will do it for you.

PEACE, FUCKERS!
Stupid asshole: PANIC! AT THE PARTY IS SO GAY. ANYONE WHO LIKES THEM IS A TEENIE BOPPING SLUT. THEIR MUSIC SUCKS. COME JOIN MY PANIC HATER CLUB.
Bryden Joncer Wentz: HEY, GO SUCK A PENIS WHILE LISTENING TO THE JONAS BROTHERS.
by fivedollah October 23, 2008
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dirty pantie tea

Dirty pantie tea (DPT) is a drink made from soiled female undergarments. The dirty panties are harvested and boiled in water. The resulting liquid is then consumed. Proponents of DPT claim that it has rejuvenative properties; it has been called "the fountain of youth" and "an energy drink" by DPT aficionados. DPT original gangsta BL claims that his prowess with women is a direct result of consuming DPT.
Bransen loves Stephanie's dirty pantie tea.
by DPTgansta July 2, 2006
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Pantie Cricket

An evil bug living in a womans Nether Regions. Also: Severe pubic lice.
OHMYGOD! Emily has pantie crickets!
by Morgan39 July 15, 2007
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dieting panties

Panties which are smaller than the intended wearer's current size and intended to serve as motivation for her diet (course of action to reduce body weight, size, or fat) or to serve as a marker of when her diet has achieved its intended goal.
The aspiring ballerina purchased a pair of size double-zero lace panties with a 20-inch waist and said to herself, "I will not eat solid food until I fit into these dieting panties. And even then, I will diet to remain slim enough to fit in them." She eagerly anticipated the feeling of the delicate lace against her glabrous vulva, and her hunger temporarily subsided.
by wouldaben December 13, 2010
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Devil's Panties

A fantastic web comic written by Jennie Breedan (A cartoonist). It is autobiographical, and discusses what has happened in her life since the 8th of October 2001
Devil's Panties: It's NOT satanic porn!
by 2DTom January 16, 2008
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