Weiner package

The package of junk that hang's between a man's legs.

Sol was confused, he had everything twisted up like a little weiner package.

by ride6red June 1, 2009

snabb packa

a swedish term used to describe a situation when you need to pack up your stuff asap

- faan, jag glömde packa

- isånna fall får du ta och snabb packa innan vi drar

by panphobia July 25, 2009

Suspicious Package

An abnormality of the male genitalia.

Suspicious Package? Forget the bomb squad—call a urologist!

by Ichabod Ezechiel October 30, 2010

red package

Derived from crabrevenge.com. A situation where untold amounts of revenge might need to be wrought on an offending party.

My roommate is seriously about to earn herself a red package.

We're red packaging him tonight.

by poeticfly08 November 22, 2010

bathroom packager

the cleaning way of exiting a bathroom by washing your balls before you go instead of washing your hands after you go so you dont touch anything nasty while you go.

tim:bill took a long time to get out of the bathroom bill:dude the bathroom packager got my hands and my balls super clean

by ginger warrior December 22, 2010

HotDog Package

When a group of eight dudes come into a room with baseball caps on and simultaneously shove their cock into a male/females mouth.

Guy1: Hey remember we gave Vinny the hotdog Package Last Night?

Guy2: Hell yeah that sh*t was tight brooo

by Pfeiff April 22, 2011

Dry Package Deal

The act of taking a solid shit and not peeing.

"Dude you ok? I didn't hear any trickle with that plump!"
"Yeah! It was a dry package deal."

by uh_duh12 October 4, 2011