prison port

"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.

Cover your prison port around this guy. He likes the pretty boys.

by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024

Danish prison

A person gets gorilla glue and glues their anus and cheeks shut. Then they down a bottle of laxatives.

Person 1: “you better watch your mouth before I put you in a danish prison.”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”

by TheRealLukiePookie May 05, 2025

Cryo Prison

The prison where all Cryo 5 star characters go after they've had one rerun, and won't have another one for more than 2 years.

The characters that have currently been in Cryo Prison longest are Shenhe, Ganyu and Wriothesley.

by Osmanthus Wine December 17, 2024

Square Based Prison

Where mathematicians go when they commit crime.

Did you hear about the mathematician that got convicted of robbery? He went straight to a square based prison.

by TheFunnyGuy88 July 24, 2022

Prison Jalapeño

The phenomenon of using a jalapeño, sliced in half, as a condom in prison.

Don’t drop the soap or Tyrese “The Shaft” Johnson will give you the prison jalapeño.

by Tyrese the shaft Johnson October 29, 2018

prison turd

A turd so large, nothing else can fit in your prison wallet.

Joe almost got prison raped, but his prison turd saved him.

by Joe Somebody 68 November 30, 2018

Prison School

A type of school where it looks like a prison on the outside, and all the staff treat it like one.

Friend 1: OMG do you remember DCC? It was such a Prison School.

Friend 2: Oh yeah! It was like being in a prison but being forced to learn.

by L-o-n-e-l-y-Z April 08, 2022