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Plastic

Dude i need a plastic

a what
a condom
nigga they made out of latex
by Blvnco May 13, 2025
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Plastic wax

The mixture of a milligram of chapstick to a liter of free sexual lubricant and vegetable oil in a pressure chamber with a ramset nailgun blanks sealed inside with a remote detonation device.

Neoc4
Use plastic wax to deflower your enemies
by Cody5050 December 21, 2022
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fake plastic submarine

Term first found in the lyrics for SR-71s song 'Right Now'. Nobody really knows what it means, but Todd in the Shadows estimated it might stand for a fake, slutty girlfriend.
'She clings to me like cellophane, fake plastic submarine, slowly driving me insane but now that's over'
by -Diamondjolt July 28, 2023
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Plastic Ravioli

A latex sheath to put over the penis covered in an oily substance.
Mario says: use a Plastic Ravioli before Intercourse

Luigi says: put a lasagna in her oven
by Ari_StarStuff August 18, 2023
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plastic cowboy

a plastic cowboy is a suburban person who larps as a cowboy in really lame ways. thinks driving on a gravel road once a month and listening to their local country music station on occasion makes them a cowboy. probably wears a hat and boots to their indoor job.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.
post 9/11 "country" music is just acoustic pop for plastic cowboys.
by SmashTheState August 20, 2023
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