Platyply

To make longer and better-written

Melanie's professor often suggests that she platyply certain paragraphs of her essays.

by shinysquirrel April 17, 2011

Patty time

When someone says they'll be somewhere at a certain time but really shows up two hours later.

" She said she'd be here at 4:30pm, now it's 7:00pm. She must be running on Patty time."

by Trisha Keno March 23, 2016

platta

Slang word for "Platters"

as in "Platter of food"

I'm about to get me a platta & eat right tonight!

by BreJay June 14, 2016

Platypus foot syndrome

When the sock you're wearing is so small or tight on your toes that it makes you feel as if you have webbed toes, like that of a platypus.

"These socks are so small, they're giving me Platypus Foot Syndrome.

by SimbaTheNala July 14, 2016

Patty House Waffle

The sweet, warm ass-musk of an Irish woman. Typically when she farts on a man/woman's face

Craig: Hey man, how'd you get pink eye?
Liam: This bint I met last night gave me a Patty House Waffle.

by cockslapmyfunions April 24, 2017

platypenis

A man with a large cock that swims like a platypus and dives like one yet it looks like a very rare but urban dinosaur aka velociraptor!!! (BBC) #ya-ever-seen-a-black-dick?

Hey man can I suck your platypenis I've been craving that shit all day

by Yoyoniggabradoz6 May 4, 2017

Platypus

A PLATYPUS IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR. PRAISE THE PLATYPUS!

Sean: woah look at that platypus
Not Sean: oh my god it's our or and savior praise him!

by DeadassDefinitions August 16, 2017