plastic

it's gourmet food, it's so good the turtles eat it all the time.

person1: Poor turtle is about to eat plastic let me go stop it.
person2: NO YOU IDIOT, The turtle bought that plastic with his hard-earned money , I want to try some now...

by mishandled-plate June 9, 2021

Plastic trout

Someone who looks like another fish in the sea when they're actually garbage.

I thought he was The One, but he was actually a plastic trout.

by Areadien April 18, 2025

Stick to the plastic

The same meaning as "putting the pedal to the metal" but for Drone Racing

Dude he really pushed the stick to the plastic...

by Gl1tc8 September 1, 2019

plastic rings

noun. usually a clear plastic used to combine six (6) aluminum drinking cans by the top. extremely useful yet commonly overlooked for having any value. also has a negative aspect related to littering, which threatens the environment (fish, small animals, ect.)

bro 1: yo hand me that six pack
bro 2: here bro 1 (grabs six pack by plastic rings and passes the six pack to bro 1)
bro 1: thanks bro 2

by bro 3 March 7, 2011

Digesting Plastics

A fun experience that will change your life forever.

I digesting plastics on a regular basis

by Robdobalina21 October 5, 2023

plastic sperm machine

adult human male

"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"

by hairy poo bum willy heas March 27, 2021

Plastic Lasers

Someone gaslights you into oblivion with false feelings and false transgressions; so much so that it makes you question your sanity.

My ex hit me with the plastic lasers. She wouldnt answer her phone for days and when I hit her up like "where've you been?!" She'd cry her eyes out saying she goes out because I don't want to spend time with her; that I'm 'selfish and 'superficial' but she knows I have football practice and I'm super focused on my scholarship. I told her that I had priorities but she was like "that never happened." and that I'm " ignoring her needs." Complete one-eighty the conversation .

by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021