The Canterbury Tales Research Paper

The worst piece of shit ever...wastes our lives doing worthless crap that isn't even helping us do anything but hate ourselves....SCREW ENGLISH

1. This research paper sucks more then the Canterbury Tales Research Paper...it's the suxorz

by FallOutBoy March 23, 2005

paper phone

1. a place to hide your weed

ex: hey jason, you can put your weed in there man!

by Chinese Jet Pilots August 25, 2005

paper dreams

visions of wealth and / or grandeur. paper representing, of course, money

'imma get myself rich of those there paper dreams alone'

by trey jouisseau August 8, 2006

bog paper

toilet tissue

i got so excited watching Peggy hanging her knickers on the line it took half a roll of bog paper to mop up the stain i made on the carpet.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

Momentum Paper

(n.) - weak one-ply toilet paper that tears off from the initial tug by the user in order to create the necessary momentum to tear off a sufficient amount to wipe one's ass pocket. Usually, the aforementioned user will be a shit pocket themselves, and discard this paper onto the floor of a public restroom for the master of custodial arts to come and clean up.

The plethora of momentum paper on the ground suggests that we're out of shit paper.

by MeezyK November 17, 2011

paperbagging

(v.)The act of putting a paper bag over a girl's head during intercourse, in an attempt to preserve the attraction. Often used in the case of a girl with a nice figure but a hideous face.

So, man what do you think about Erin?

Well, she's got a tight ass and some nice titties, but I've seen better faces at Halloween! I'd definitely paperbag that though.

by Philly Pendejo August 24, 2005

paper hat

Rhyming slang for 'prat', a fool, an ineffectual person.

"'Ere, John! Aint that old Muffindamule over there?"

"Nagh, can't be. The paper hat's still banged up for noncin', doin' a three stretch"

by stropmag October 4, 2006