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Boomer Eggs

When a cannibal rolls a freshly killed Boomer or Baby Boomer's human body into a simple ball in order to fit it into a freezer, the body is normally forgotten about for months until remembered. once remembered, they are left to defrost and eventually

the cannibal will unroll the body and cut it open from the rectum to directly above the genitalia, this is considered "cracking". once the body is cracked, feces, urine, and undigested food spill out. Like a normal egg, you eat the innards and disregard the "shell". Thus the "Boomer Egg" is born.
Danny: "Man, I'm hungry!"
Mark: "Let us head to the basement and make some Boomer Eggs."
Danny: "Yum! Can't wait!"
by Sheeeeeeenooo October 29, 2019
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Egg Noodle

Noun; A person who is a little weird but it's ok because they are extremely sexy and anyone would crave their noodle.
Matt: "Tommy is such a weirdo..." Lexie: "Yea but he's totally an egg noodle! ;)"
by BobbyLynch69 March 30, 2017
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fookin egg

People who are just generally stupid and lame.
Kendall ~ Why do you have to act this way?

Kaylee ~ I don't know?

Kendall ~ God you're such a fookin egg!
by 666partywiththdevilbitch November 23, 2013
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cow egg

joe: *does somthing stupid*
bob: joe your such a fucking cow egg
by sniper nate May 24, 2022
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Fried Egg

A complete burn out, incapable of speaking correctly or completing assigned tasks.

Can also be used playfully among friends when describing someone as a stoner or the feeling of being very high.
"I wouldn't hire him, Tony. He looks like a fried egg."

"That hash I smoked had me feeling like a fried egg."
by J92 September 15, 2016
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creme egg

When a person makes a small hole in a Cadbury's creme egg, sucks the creme out then ejaculates into the egg, seals the hole and gives it to their unexpecting victim
"aw man shes been really annoying recently, im gonna have to give her a creme egg"
by chunkyjizzmonkey February 14, 2019
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Giant egg

GIANT EGG

This word is most likely used in westernised areas of britain. Often used to replace a word similair to "cant be arsed" or "cant be bothered" to do an activity.
1st Person: " AIGHT mate, fancy coming to town? "

2nd Person: "Giant Egg"
by Rick Griffiths March 5, 2009
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