A male co-worker that nobody likes and makes fun of behind their back. They are usually found kissing the exec team's asses.
Karen: "I invited Dale to go to dinner with us tonight!"
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!
by FlyingSquirrel2018 January 05, 2018
A piece of clothing that should not exist and is merely a device for too skinny women to complain that the office is too cold when everyone else is comfortable.
Michelle complained that it was too cold when the thermostat was set at 70. Meghan told her to go get her office summer sweater and a bowl of pasta so she could warm up and fill out her sandals.
by von groovy May 12, 2019
by SCR4P August 07, 2017
The Office in which the Chief Pilot sits. Except its not just his office, but all of flight operations is now called the CPO.
Example:
“Hey I’m looking for the Chief Pilot’s Office.”
“His office is in Flight Operations. What do you need to see him for? Are you in trouble?”
“No we just need to go to Flt Ops.”
“Why didn’t you say that in the first place?”
“Hey I’m looking for the Chief Pilot’s Office.”
“His office is in Flight Operations. What do you need to see him for? Are you in trouble?”
“No we just need to go to Flt Ops.”
“Why didn’t you say that in the first place?”
by UnitedBusDriver April 18, 2020
Jokes, phrases and the like that only the people in your office will understand. Folks outside of your department or organization will laugh but they won't understand the joke because they in essence "had to be there"
Worker: "I just removed myself from that post on Facebook"
Co-Worker: "You mean you "Miked" it?" -wink, wink, nudge nudge
Other Co-Worker: "You did what?"
Worker: Never mind it's just an inter-office meme, you wouldn't understand
Co-Worker: "You mean you "Miked" it?" -wink, wink, nudge nudge
Other Co-Worker: "You did what?"
Worker: Never mind it's just an inter-office meme, you wouldn't understand
by ISaidFreak December 21, 2011
Another way of saying that someone is eternally fucked in any given situation. Mostly because of ones own self detriment
by Muffinman16 March 21, 2017
the sand wedge guy, if used correctly, only comes into play when someone else has messed something up, and the sad part is that the someone doesn't necessarily have to outrank the sandwedge, it could be someone inferior in the office heirarchy and still the sandwedge must come in and fix the shit cause he's the only one that can. The thing about the sand wedge is, he's ok with it, he knows his role and accepts it, becasue at some point earlier in his career he was given the big job, the lead position ... and he f'd it up.
Jackson: Dude, I can't believe how bad that went in there, how the hell are we going to recover.
Murphy: Sounds like a job for Peter.
Jackson: Peter, he had nothing to do with this mess?
Murphy: That's ok, he's the office sand wedge.
Murphy: Sounds like a job for Peter.
Jackson: Peter, he had nothing to do with this mess?
Murphy: That's ok, he's the office sand wedge.
by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009