Crazy Curtains

When a woman farts so hard while sitting on a hard surface it blows up the front over her pussy and makes her pussy lips flutter.

"I was sitting on a chair and farted so hard the other day I got crazy curtains."

by SgtFury March 16, 2021

crazy bean

When someone is wilder than the rest

Damn Jordan is a crazy bean!

by Durkin & sons June 30, 2015

crazy cake

A YTMND fad which includes characters from the kid's show "Lazy Town".

In the segment, one of the main characters, Stephanie, sings about baking a crazy cake, if the way is hazy.

"Hey did you see that YTMND with the girl with the intense pink hair about the crazy cake?"
"Yea it was really annoying and unoriginal, I 5'd it"

by NP1214 October 1, 2006

crazy ho

a girl who is crazy at parties, crazy in everyday life, and just crazy in general. the best kind of crazy;) yet they are still hot even though they are defined as a crazy ho.

Wow, camille is such a crazy ho! Leann, stop being such a crazy ho! Camille just drunk texted me, what a crazy ho! Leann, get off the table you crazy ho!

by thedefinitionofacrazyho May 5, 2011

crazy eyes

Used to intimidate someone, these eyes make it look like someone just smacked you on the back of your head. These eyes always produce a whip sound, as evidenced by the amazing movie "The New Guy". If someone uses these eyes on you, fucking run.

"Don't make me do crazy eyes..." -Dizzy/Gil

by mares has no lamb November 2, 2010

crazy monkey

Awesomely cool. wicked. Freakin sweet. Off the wall. Pumpin.

Man look at that board!
Aww yeah man, its crazy monkey!

by mizzielizzie January 21, 2006

Crazy Mary

A punch of such force to a female's kidney while enjoying her from behind that she arches her back skyward while her body "freezes" in this position --- resulting in a quick
unconscious state....followed by urinary tract bleeding.

Once back at my place, I overheard this whore I picked up at the bar talking to her friend on the phone about heisting my wallet after getting me high....so I delivered her a Crazy Mary during sex so I could sleep in peace until late next morning before tossing her out.

by banshee01 May 1, 2006