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limp claps

something originating on the youtube channel of jacks films, used when congradulating someone
im giving you limp claps for that
by qwertyuiopkjhgfdsazxcvbnmkuytr January 11, 2018
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Beaver Clap

1. A queef

2. A disruption of a woman’s lower lips
Hey bro, did you hear that chicks beaver clap?
by Tpttooter946 July 16, 2018
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Stack of the Claps

When you are sitting in a chair for extended periods of time and consistently are shitting your pants leading to a large pile of shit in your pants.
Reese was sitting his chair playing Fortnite all day and never got up to take a shit. By the end of the day he had a Stack of the Claps left in this pants.
by BigfootConnor April 4, 2020
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Anus clap

A newly discovered medical condition, this is when your anus somehow slaps itself so hard, it sounds like clapping. This is an STD.
Person #1: Awww, man! I got anus clap!
Person #2 Damn, that sucks dude.
by Fat boi2 October 2, 2018
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coleman clap

When one rips a 1 bubble fart on a Kmart special, coleman cooler and it reciprocates off the cooler at high velocity.
*LOUD FART* "What was that?" "Thats was the ol' Coleman clap."
by AprixOath September 7, 2019
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Leg-claps

1. A way to clap when you get kidnaped and the villain finishes his big speech.
2.Clapping with your legs
Villain:(finishes speech)
Kyle:(does leg-claps)
Villain:What the hell are you doing
Kyle:leg-claps
Villain:What the hell is that
Kyle:Clapping with your legs
Villain: Why
Kyle: Cause you worked hard on that plan
by the reason for the divorce February 1, 2020
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internet clap

One or more computer virus infestations resulting from visiting questionable web-sites, especially porn sites.
"I can't finish this presentation, I've come down with internet clap and now I can only surf pop-ups."
by Coma, the Doof Warrior January 3, 2020
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