netflix affair

Netflixing a TV series without your spouse/friends/significant other, all the while knowing they will like the series and deciding not to tell them you are watching episodes so you don't have to wait for them to catch up with you. This creates the awkward situation where you have to hide your watching and hope they don't catch you having this affair
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What's this series you're watch?

Sorry babe, I kinda starting watching this new series, it's really good, I think you'd like it too but I'm already on Season 3, Episode 7 of "The Wire." I know, it kinda looks like I'm having a netflix affair but you haven't been around lately to start a new series!?

by cherry & curtner September 11, 2019

netflixated

When one is deep in the throes of Netflix binge watching session.

I tried to get my friend to go out and do something with me, but he was completely Netflixated and wouldn’t leave his house.

by Big E 227 February 15, 2018

Netflix Special

An original Netlfix comedy special that only airs on Netflix or has been added to Netflix.

Have you watched Joeseph James Rogan's "Strange Times" Netflix Special it's great?

by If you see this I’m alive December 10, 2018

netflix session

An unspecified amount of time, can be anywhere between 1 minute to several episodes.

"Hey, wanna hang out?"
"Yeah sure, after my netflix session"

by Aeti January 28, 2018

Netflix Butt

When you’ve been binging on Netflix for 9 hours and your butt starts to get sore af

After binge-watching The Punisher all day, Darryl stood up off the couch and said “I’ll get my own cheesy poofs Mah, I’ve got Netflix Butt and the doctor said it’s not good for my hemorrhoids.”

by Tarantula420 December 20, 2017

don’t judge a netflix by the thumbnail

Similar to “don’t judge a book by its cover” except realistic.

You wanna Netflix and chill with that random thing on netflix?

That looks lame!

Yo! Don’t judge a Netflix by the thumbnail!

Ok.. let’s make out.

by JaeLorette121 August 10, 2018

Netflix Withdrawal

When your parents take away Netflix and you slowly start going insane. You may experience mood swings, sudden rage, depression, chills, hallucinations, or death. Recommended course of treatment is immediate restoration of Netflix subscription through any means necessary.

I refused to give up my phone yesterday and so my Netflix privileges were revoked. Now I am experiencing Netflix Withdrawal.

by SuperMAGICPony October 21, 2018