Nerd Neck

A Nerd Neck is someone who has no-life and spends all there time on video games.

1. This kid is such a Nerd Neck!
2. Look at his stats! Over 40k kills!

by poop sex gamer December 1, 2018

nerd comedy

A type of comedy where they make many random and vague references to many other shows/books/movie/etc. So that when a passing reference by one character is recognized by you, it makes you feel cool knowing you are one of a very few people who caught that very obscure reference. The reason its called nerd comdy is becuase only smart (or nerdy people) will be able to catch enough references to find the show funny, while a stupid person would wonder why this is funny becuase he/she does not recognize any of the referneces.

Mystery Science Theatre 3k

by Zopwx2 March 24, 2004

Nerd Hierarchy

The class system associated with the specific levels of nerd. The lower classes usually worship the higher classes, and ultimately the "highest nerd." The highest nerd is the "coolest" of the nerds in the eyes (behind their glasses of course) of the nerdier nerds.

Eric is at the TOP of the Nerd Heirchy, yo!

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

nerd rage

1) When a gamer becomes upset upon not getting his/her way or seeing a noob playing badly.

2) When a nerd sees a popular science-fiction movie, comic book, or other media source improperly quoted, misrepresented, or otherwise flamed.

3) When someone who is especially well-versed in a certain area of academia sees someone who is not as well-versed exhibiting a rather large amount of brain-farting and idiocy in regards to said area of academia.

1) Gamer 1: Oh my God, did you see what that noob just did while playing World of Warcraft? What a retard.
Gamer 2: Careful, don't let your nerd rage get out of hand this time.

2) They made R2D2 talk in that fan fiction?!?! I think I feel my nerd rage coming on!

3) You're telling me you want to STOP polio vaccination because the vaccine killed 8 people in 1990? Don't make me nerd rage on you!

by Anal Crabs August 16, 2009

Nerd Sanctuary

A room or home that is filled with computers and other cool gadgets. A place where nerds are completely in their element.

A safe, bully-free haven for nerds where no stupid asshole ignoranus is welcome.

That guy's house is a total nerd sanctuary! Did you see all the cool stuff he has?

by nerdsanctuary February 9, 2010

Nerd Terms

EXTREMELY overused words. Most of which are 1337(leet?)speak terms, cliched insults that make people want to scream, and words that nerds use a hell of a lot.
Nerd Terms are extremely annoying, because almost everyone uses them, and because they are just plain bad disses, etc.
And now, Nerd terms have become part of the english language because of a bunch of nerds, and peer pressure, turning nerd terms into a pandemic.

Bob: (on cell with girlfriend) Wait! Don't dump me! Please!
(girl hangs up)

Nerd 1: PWNAGE!!!
Nerd 2: R3J3CTED
Nerd 3: R0TFLOL
Nerd 4:Oh!!! Diss!
Nerd 5:Burn! You need some ointment for that burn!
Nerd 6: Hope you brought yo plate, cuz youz just got served!!!

Bob: I swear I'm gonna pop a cap in yo ass, y'all.

Nerd 7: (to the other nerds) /oh, Über PWNAGE!!!! Biatch!

Joe: Bob get the hell outta there before thos Nerd Terms get into yo system, Biatch! Otherwise I will PWN YO ASS!

Nerd 7:Diss! (Then get's shot in the ass)

by gmar5 June 6, 2009

nerd cunt

Noun. Also Nerdcunt.
Australian slang/insult/compliment.
Term for someone that knows literally anything more about technology than you.

"Holy fuck dude. You hacked the DOD! You're a fucking crazy nerd cunt!"
"That's a snazzy looking phone ya got there, ya nerd cunt."

by 8GrolschMan8 November 14, 2016