crazy bean

When someone is wilder than the rest

Damn Jordan is a crazy bean!

by Durkin & sons June 30, 2015

crazy cucumber

A name used to describe a beautiful young girl with an amazing sense of humour. There is always space in their heart for you.

Oh hey crazy cucumber.

by Ellie smith February 21, 2017

Crazy dog

crazy dog is a cute nickname to call your lover.

boy: shut up your crazy dog ❤️

by Yussef Nashwan December 6, 2020

Crazy Curtains

When a woman farts so hard while sitting on a hard surface it blows up the front over her pussy and makes her pussy lips flutter.

"I was sitting on a chair and farted so hard the other day I got crazy curtains."

by SgtFury March 16, 2021

crazy eyes

Used to intimidate someone, these eyes make it look like someone just smacked you on the back of your head. These eyes always produce a whip sound, as evidenced by the amazing movie "The New Guy". If someone uses these eyes on you, fucking run.

"Don't make me do crazy eyes..." -Dizzy/Gil

by mares has no lamb November 2, 2010

crazy monkey

Awesomely cool. wicked. Freakin sweet. Off the wall. Pumpin.

Man look at that board!
Aww yeah man, its crazy monkey!

by mizzielizzie January 21, 2006

Crazy Mary

A punch of such force to a female's kidney while enjoying her from behind that she arches her back skyward while her body "freezes" in this position --- resulting in a quick
unconscious state....followed by urinary tract bleeding.

Once back at my place, I overheard this whore I picked up at the bar talking to her friend on the phone about heisting my wallet after getting me high....so I delivered her a Crazy Mary during sex so I could sleep in peace until late next morning before tossing her out.

by banshee01 May 1, 2006