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Nipple Rider

Someone who plays their guitar very high, so that the headstock of their guitar is at the same altitude as their nipple.

Although they are often teased by the faggoty emo/metal junkies, Nipple Riders are the only ones who can actually play a note properly.

Moral of the story: don't sacrifice tone just to look "cool".
Emo kid: Eww look at that Nipple Rider!
Person: At least he's not a dick rider.
Emo kid: .... touche.

Girl: Whoa, you look and play guitar like a fucking g. I offer my pussy to you.
Nipple Rider: kthnx.
by douchebagoftheinternet December 22, 2009
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frisbee nipples

Large round nipples the similar in size to the typical frisbee.

Can be a particularly potent insult against douchebag guys.
"Chris Durnien has enormous frisbee nipples that complement his disturbingly voluptuous man-tits."
by Marty Crothers April 12, 2008
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nipple dick

a person with a smaller than average penis, similar in shape and size to a nipple. this is usialy used in conjunction with other quips or sharp remarkes.
shut youre pie hole nipple dick, i dont want to hear it.
by alex ~ September 21, 2006
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Warrior nipples

When an attractive man has massive nipples.
Yeah JJ is good looking and has a great bone structure, but have you seen his warrior nipples?
by Ladyackles June 27, 2018
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nipple muncher

One who chews and or nibbles on a nipple during fore play!
Mmmmm..... this shit is very tasty you nipple muncher!!
by Sprman24 February 14, 2017
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lol nipple

Is one of the phrases of randomness. Whereby a nipple is the object/part in question that is being scrutinised and made a joke of.
This makes a "lol nipple" the process of randomly pointing out the existence, scrutinisation and or revelation of a nipple, thereby being comic to one or more parties.
"Hey dude how's it going?"
'Im okay, how are you?'
"Could be better....OH MY GOD LOL NIPPLE!"
*Laughs at randomness*
by Doctor McLoving July 17, 2010
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Woolly Nipple

The act of using one's hairy ass-crack to pinch another's nipple.
Most commonly used in male-on-male intercourse.
Dude1: Man, that was disgusting, I didn't need to walk in on you giving him a Woolly Nipple.
Dude2: Go drink your haterade somewhere else.
by DJ Munkyballz July 14, 2011
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