Someone who plays their guitar very high, so that the headstock of their guitar is at the same altitude as their nipple.
Although they are often teased by the faggoty emo/metal junkies, Nipple Riders are the only ones who can actually play a note properly.
Moral of the story: don't sacrifice tone just to look "cool".
Although they are often teased by the faggoty emo/metal junkies, Nipple Riders are the only ones who can actually play a note properly.
Moral of the story: don't sacrifice tone just to look "cool".
Emo kid: Eww look at that Nipple Rider!
Person: At least he's not a dick rider.
Emo kid: .... touche.
Girl: Whoa, you look and play guitar like a fucking g. I offer my pussy to you.
Nipple Rider: kthnx.
Person: At least he's not a dick rider.
Emo kid: .... touche.
Girl: Whoa, you look and play guitar like a fucking g. I offer my pussy to you.
Nipple Rider: kthnx.
by douchebagoftheinternet December 22, 2009
Get the Nipple Ridermug. Large round nipples the similar in size to the typical frisbee.
Can be a particularly potent insult against douchebag guys.
Can be a particularly potent insult against douchebag guys.
by Marty Crothers April 12, 2008
Get the frisbee nipplesmug. a person with a smaller than average penis, similar in shape and size to a nipple. this is usialy used in conjunction with other quips or sharp remarkes.
by alex ~ September 21, 2006
Get the nipple dickmug. by Ladyackles June 27, 2018
Get the Warrior nipplesmug. by Sprman24 February 14, 2017
Get the nipple munchermug. Is one of the phrases of randomness. Whereby a nipple is the object/part in question that is being scrutinised and made a joke of.
This makes a "lol nipple" the process of randomly pointing out the existence, scrutinisation and or revelation of a nipple, thereby being comic to one or more parties.
This makes a "lol nipple" the process of randomly pointing out the existence, scrutinisation and or revelation of a nipple, thereby being comic to one or more parties.
"Hey dude how's it going?"
'Im okay, how are you?'
"Could be better....OH MY GOD LOL NIPPLE!"
*Laughs at randomness*
'Im okay, how are you?'
"Could be better....OH MY GOD LOL NIPPLE!"
*Laughs at randomness*
by Doctor McLoving July 17, 2010
Get the lol nipplemug. The act of using one's hairy ass-crack to pinch another's nipple.
Most commonly used in male-on-male intercourse.
Most commonly used in male-on-male intercourse.
Dude1: Man, that was disgusting, I didn't need to walk in on you giving him a Woolly Nipple.
Dude2: Go drink your haterade somewhere else.
Dude2: Go drink your haterade somewhere else.
by DJ Munkyballz July 14, 2011
Get the Woolly Nipplemug.