organic mushroom gardening

So this guy texted omg when I told her that I'm pregnant even though I'm a guy and liek I have no idea what omg means so I went to Google to search for what it meant and it means Organic Mushroom Gardening so yeah if you're gonna be pregnant soon and you don't know what omg means then here you go.

Humanoid 1: Dude you are like so pregnant right now!
Humanoid 3: Hey who ate Humanoid 2?
Humanoid 2: bEcAusE 7 aTe 9!
Humanoid 7: ORGANIC MUSHROOM GARDENING!!!

by Akoof May 16, 2019

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Stubby Mushroom

a nickname you can give to a short person

Short person: "im short"
tall person: "you are a stubby mushroom"

by unicorrn_69 September 1, 2020

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Kentucky Stuffed Mushroom

When you dip the tip of your dick in shit on a color palette and mushroom stamp your significant other.

Andy gave me a Kentucky Stuffed Mushroom during foreplay lastnight. Unfortunately he used my color palette.

by The Bearsaurus January 13, 2017

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cracked_out_mushroom

The coolest most awesome mutual ever

I'm mutuals with @cracked_out_mushroom on tiktok, he's so cool!

by 🤪⚠🤪 May 22, 2022

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purple mushroom

Penis being held tight on the stem, creating a purplish swelling on the head, resembling a mushroom.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

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pauses and removes tongue off mushroom

literally means pausing, then removing your tongue from a mushroom. why do people think thats so rude? also "sos please lick my mushroom" is NOT rude. it also literally means take a mushroom (the fungi type) and lick it. simple rele.

see yeebs

mmm: haha mr stone is such a mushroom licker!

some randomer: hey that sounds so sick and wrong!

mmm: no it doesnt. he literally licks mushrooms (nath and julies mushrooms we think tho)

please note we have to add a pauses and removes tongue off mushroom. woot.

by kavanagh July 27, 2006

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