jug muncher

When a friend is mooching money, food or drink off of you, the way a young baby would by suckling the tit of its mother.

He keeps drinking all my beer and eating my food, he's being a complete jug muncher.

by turd the wordsmith August 14, 2010

Suck muscle

Slang term for mouth.

Stop working your suck muscle and get to work, you lazy bastard!

by Professor Rubow December 7, 2011

Pub-Muscle

Extra fat reserves in the stomach region due to an unhealthy diet/beer/lack of exercise/all of the above.

"I'm so fat, look at my beer belly"

"No no no, that's just pub-muscle!"

by emxili September 25, 2011

hoe muscle

when you sex a lot, you're working your hoe muscle.

a hoe muscle is gender neutral.

you can work your hoe muscle in a bed, on a couch, on the floor, etc.

You wouldn't traditionally work your hoe muscle at the gym, but you can.

Damn, do you see that fine piece of ass? I'd work my hoe muscle for that!

That chick did Tom, Dick and Harry, she givin' her hoe muscle a work out!

by nisee January 25, 2013

Kotex Muncher

Any person who commits the act of placing a feminine hygiene product in their mouth.

That man is a real kotex muncher... Hopefully it wasn't used.

by kotexmuncher May 12, 2013

Shadow-Muncher

Verb;
To Shadow-munch – To prey upon a colleague, friend or acquaintance’s previous conquest or conquests.

“Simon stayed at Lucy’s last night”
“Did he? But she’s only just broken up with Paul!”
“I know! Simon’s a right shadow-muncher!!”

by Huff n doback August 19, 2013

waffle muncher

Noun. Someone who participates in an angry style of eating pussy.

I heard johnny was a waffle muncher after he was done she was bleeding.

by Builtsoguy October 18, 2013