Morgan Wallen

Some horrible country singer with the goofiest mullet I’ve ever seen.

I don’t know which is worse, Morgan Wallen’s hair or his music.

by Not Ryan Shoop June 7, 2022

Captain Morgan

While on her period, a woman opens up the vagina lips and rides her partner's mouth to orgasm. To do a full Captain Morgan, she must also swipe the vagina lips vertically down her partner's chin to resemble the goatee beard. Then when done, she stands up and puts one foot on his chest, declaring conquer and emulating Captain Morgan.

She can also Baba Booey the person before declaring conquer.

He said he didn't mind that I was on my period and that he was dying to eat me out. So I Captain Morgan'd him and added a Baba Booey for good measure.

by WeezieCletusBBH May 2, 2009

Morgan Freeman

The god that everyone loves. Makes great things better. Handles problems with his voice. Such a hero, he played batman... BATMAN!!! Dark Knight to be exact. Can shoot lasers out his eyes like Superman and fingertips like a true god.

Girl 1: omg my boyfriend is the most amazing person in the world
Girl 2: is he Morgan Freeman
Girl 1: No
Girl 2: Then this conversation is over

by corvokenway December 6, 2015

Morgan Freeman

A sexual position in which a man straddles a woman in the scissor position, defacates into her vagina and subsequently allows her to excrete the fecal matter back into his mouth while masturbating vigurously.

After dinner, Tom and Sally gave each other a Hot Carl. Then they did the Morgan Freeman and topped it off with a Dirty Sanchez from Tom to Sally.

by Morgfree1 January 24, 2010

morgan pyles

A freaking legend

“Oh You know Morgan Pyles? That dude is a freaking legend”

by Xander1999 May 31, 2018

zac morgan

a zac morgan is a young troll that can’t afford decent basic living standards, he cheats on his girlfriend and makes them feel guilty about it. a zac morgan has warts all over his body and is highly contagious so everyone should stay away. his garden has shit everywhere and his house stinks of BO just like him

girl: “ew there’s something ugly over there”

boy: “don’t go that way, it must be a zac morgan!”

by lightbulb1212 June 15, 2019

Morgan York

Former child actress, now a fledgling YA author!! Be on the look-out for her books when they are published bc they will be gr8

Hey y'all stop obsessing over Morgan York's former acting career. She is a real human with real interests (like YA books)!

by hedgepuff April 19, 2018