Monday

left

Me

Broken= Tuesday I was through with hoping Monday

by Wednesday_my_emptyarmswereopen July 15, 2023

Colorado Monday

Taking a day off school in order for students to have at least one school day to smoke weed

Mom: Honey, get ready for school!
Jerry: No way mom, it's a Colorado Monday
Mom: Oh right, then I guess you'll have to help me pull out some weeds *wink*
Dad: What's going on here?

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

monday

The day that you realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.

me: Is this hell?
friend: Yes.
Me: Am I dead?
Friend: No, it's monday.

by Bloesem April 16, 2018

Every Monday

Mario and 40s drinking day

On every Monday it's Mario and 40s day drinking day

by Every monday May 23, 2024

Monday-Friday

When your boss is ignorant and grants you a holiday on Thursday without the following day off. Shortest and most unproductive day ever.

I think ill just stay drunk through tomorrow. Its a Monday-Friday anyways.

by ZebraPants December 26, 2008

monday

best cat girl ever

yooo you see monday around she the best

by MONDADTADYADYYDA November 19, 2021

National pantie peel monday

National pantie peel monday
The second Monday of November, where you can send a screen shot of this to any woman in your contacts and they have to send a video of them doing a pantie peel.

It's NATIONAL PANTIE PEEL MONDAY send a pantie peel video of you to your special someone ladies

by Ladyforthemen November 14, 2022