pig mobile

Refering to the police car

there goes the pig mobile

by itsreallyreallyme123 May 11, 2024

cod mobile ranked

A game mode in codm that’s sadly always crawling with sweats making it so difficult it feels illegal. Like instagram being full of ai shite. Or New York being a rat paradise.

cod mobile ranked has as many sweats as instagram has AI junk and New York has rats.

by why are russian girls so cute August 11, 2025

Mennonite mobile

Also known as a Mennonite Wagon, the elusive Mennonite mobile can be found in the northern interior of British Columbia, Canada. It is a close relative of the Mormon Assault Vehicle (or MAV), and is known to carry approximately one fuck ton of mennonite offspring. This majestic creature can possess upwards of 250 horsepower in addition to blacked out windows. The occupants are very efficient in clearing out the meat departments of small grocery stores on Sunday afternoons.

Damn it, the Mennonite mobiles are at the co-op already, looks like we aren't getting anything today.
Wanna place bets on how many people we could fit in that mennonite mobile?

by ColossalToad October 6, 2024

Depreciation-mobile

A new or newer vehicle, often electric and/or a German vehicle, that is expected to depreciate in value significantly in a short period of time, especially due to car prices spiking from 2020-2022 and then falling sharply during 2024.

2021: "Look at my new Tesla Model S Plaid! It's the fastest money can buy for $130,000."
2024: "Noooo! You can't just be worth $60,000 after less than 3 years! That's like $23,000 a year to drive this depreciation-mobile!"

Elon: "Haha Tesla factory go brrrr"
Repo Man: "Haha tow truck go brrrr"

by Farter2024 July 24, 2024

stamina-mobile

mode of travel used by orange politicians who cannot walk with other world leaders.

Even after deriding others about their lack of "stamina" to be a world leader, POTUS had to use his stamina-mobile to follow the rest of the world leaders during the G7 summit

by sandy clawz May 31, 2017

mobile guardian

It’s a software used by some schools on a device we use for schools to block some websites deemed “destructive to learning” by said school. It also blocks things when there’s no internet connection for some reason, and when the students are at home. It’s actually kind of funny how it blocks websites that hardly have any distraction potential like webtoon(like it’s just webcomics bruh) and Naver(99% of people here don’t know how to speak Korean, what are they gonna do with a website containing Korean webcomics?) and WhatsApp web and discord (like what beef dy have with a messaging platform? Yk we can achieve the same outcome with Google chat right?) They also blocked the no internet game for some reason. But they do know what’s best for students after all, so they can definitely be trusted *cough cough cough* sorry I choked on my water and while writing this

Someone who wants to read webcomics: why did mobile guardian webtoon again?
Someone who uses Discord: I don’t know, they blocked 99% of social media as well. It cannot be rationally comprehended by “Low lifes” like us who apparently have no brain cells and no self control in the eyes of higher ups. But alas we yield and trust that they know what’s best for us, because they most likely do

by Idefinitelytrustmobileguardian December 28, 2022

Mobile Lag

The delay between a traffic light turning green and the cars beginning to move due to the drivers looking at their mobile devices.

I had to wait through the same traffic light multiple times due to the mobile lag in the cars ahead of me.

by GPLongwood April 23, 2013