Michael

An extremely sexy, smart, funny guy who has an amazing head on his shoulders (shoulders which tend to be ridiculously perfect), is very attractive, and is successful with anything creative and involving analytical thinking. Fun to be around and very addicting. Great communication skills and empathizes with people well. Caring and down to earth. Someone to admire/look up to. A yellow bird. Someone who blows your mind in bed.

"I am addicted to Michael."

"You are my yellow bird."

by BrightEyes08 February 5, 2010

Michael Jackson

King of pop,incredible singer and dancer, Music Icon.

Michael Jackson's thriller album is the number one selling album in history, over 80,000 records sold.

by Norie March 17, 2005

Michael

Michael is the most amazing person you could ever meet in your life. He's sweet, caring, super handsome, down to earth, sporty, empathetic, lovable, hot, a great listener/ advice giver and an all around great guy. Even if he isnt your boyfriend, you can talk to him about absolutely anything and everything. He will help you through it all, the good and bad. When your with him or talking to him or just even thinking about him, you feel like nothing could possibly go wrong. He's way more amazing than any other person that ever existed. He really knows how to turn you on and what to say all the time. Michael cant hurt someone he cares about, even the tiniest bit, especially the ones close to his heart. He is sensitive to the people he trusts most and shows it around them. He will give hint about his feelings even if you arent that close with him. He makes everyone feel accepted and wanted. He is very understanding so if you mess up and your are legitimately sorry for it, he will have no problem forgiving you. He is an amazing best friend and the longer you know him, the stronger your friendship becomes. Pretty soon it gets to the point where absolutely nothing could damage it. Michael is the person everyone should aspire to be, though they could never reach his level, they should try.

Kathy: "Wow. Who's your friend? He is absolutely amazing?!"

Lauren: "Ha. I know right? He's my best friend. His name is Michael."

Kathy: "Oh, that makes so much sense. He totally is worthy of the name. Your lucky you have him."

by BandGeekAt<3 July 25, 2010

Michael Badnarik

Libertarian who ran for presidency; he got arrested when trying to enter the presidential debates.

I voted for him instead of being another sheep voting for bush or kerry. Most people I know yelled at me, to which I said "fuck you, I am my own person, and if I don't think that either bush or kerry were worth voting for, then fuck 'em".

by Eric Melech April 19, 2005

Sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally

1. When you are scared out of your wits that you are gonna get caught or in trouble for doing something you shouldn't be.

2. (Syn) Sweatin' like a whore in church.

Man I was driving home from the bar after some suds and when that cop turned his lights on behind me I was sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally!

by Charlie Golf October 16, 2007

Michaeling

The act of "Day dreaming" or sleeping with your eyes open.

I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. I was just Michaeling

by keccalex January 7, 2011

John-Michael

A great looking dude, with unbelievably amazing athletic abilities. He is almost as close as it get to being superman. All the ladies can't get enough of him, and everything he does is done at perfection. He cant be stopped nor tamed. He is just that guy you wish you can become. But only John-Michael can become him.

Guy #1 : Hey, have you been watching that TV show with those relentless spartan warriors and their unruly leader?

Guy #2: Yeah I have! They're leader is definetly a John-Michael

Guy #1 : Yeah a John-Michael. Such a great guy.

by Thatguy4life November 4, 2018