Schrödinger's Happy Meal

You do not know if the toy in your Schrödinger's Happy Meal is a boy toy or a girl toy until you have opened it.

Child: mom, i got a girl toy :(
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal

by AlternateIsopod July 6, 2023

Meal Prep

Meal Prep means prepared meals or ready made meals.

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by FoodDoz.com September 22, 2022

Epic Meal Time

Epic Meal Time (EMT) is a meal, usually late at night, in which the most tasty, savory, sweet and unhealthy foods are consumed.

John: Yo you know what time it is?
Dingus:2 am?
John: No, it’s Epic Meal Time you fucking faggot

by #s r = 2 letters June 6, 2018

The Southern Meal

When a cooked corn cob, slathered in butter is used to pleasure a woman vaginally, and is followed by cunnilingus. The corn cob is usually devpured post coitus.

1.) My girlfriend suggested we try "The Southern Meal" it was surprisingly delicious.

2.) "My boyfriend wanted to try "The Southern Meal" I wouldnt suggest it, I got a yeast infection shortly after."

by Your_demis3 July 28, 2015

Sending a meal to Mexico

When you have to take a crap.

Oh boy, my stomach is churning.. I have to be sending a meal to Mexico before it gets any worse

by Dirty Dano May 8, 2021

Happy Meal

a Mcdonalds meal that contains a burger, fries, nuggets, apple slices and a voice of beverage. it also comes with a crappy toy that you can mess with.

Guy: "I ordered a happy meal, I loved the burger and the shitty toy that came with it."

by Mar4343💯 June 1, 2024

pop-meal

pop-meal is a street name for illegal drugs

“ do you sell pop-meal ? ”

by canineteeth August 15, 2024