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Virtual mutual masterbation

Where you sit on your hand till it falls asleep and then you use it to jackoff so it fells like someone else jacking you off and you imagine some woman's jacking you off.
by Deep blue 2012 May 13, 2010
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masturbation-fueled car

One who shakes hands with the man so frequently ,he pumps himself just as much as he pumps gas, hence producing so much semen that equals as much gas one puts into their car
"Didn't your MaMa eva" tell you to stop driving the masturbation fueled car?"
by Gina January 28, 2004
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Masturbation

The act of self (sexual) pleasure. Used by those who: 1) are too ugly to have real sex. 2) Those who wish to discover their bodies can still produce bodily fluids. 3) Wish to fantasize/remember mummy, daddy, brother, sister (any family relative) coming into their room late at night and doing things to them they've been told never to tell anyone about. 4) An art used by dirty old men to show the young girls watching that he really loves them. 5) What men do when they're horny but their wives/girlfriends/boyfriends aren't. 6) What women do when they're horny but their husband's/boyfriends/girlfriends aren't
"Sorry darling, I didn't mean for you to catch me masturbating in front of your sister, but I think it's only right I teach her about masturbation"

"I do apologise Officer, but I think the woman is so attractive, I had to show my love for her through masturbation"

"No, my friend, I wouldn't worry that you caught your wife in the act of masturbation. She once said that she thinks about me when she masturbates"
by Dr Phew August 17, 2011
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angry masterbaition

to be angry and masterbating at the same time.
i'm angry and mamsterbating its angry masterbaition.
by walace March 20, 2007
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Masturcation

Someone who studies masturbation and earns a degree in it.
I have a masturcations degree and I specialize in masturbation.
by Word-Of-The.tumblr.com November 4, 2012
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masterbration

Well, ive been single for 25 years straight...this calls for a masterbration
by Bloop_bloop74 June 1, 2016
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Masturbation Technician

Someone whose job it is to jerk people off for medical reasons
by Bigdickpreston September 20, 2016
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