A romantic "partnership" in which a parent is simultaneously married but also a single parent due to their partner's weaponized incompetence.
"Why didn't Becky come out with us tonight?"
"Oh, because she can't trust Chad to "babysit" their kids. Last time he passed out drunk and their toddler microwaved a fork. Nearly burned the house down."
"Gosh, that poor woman - wonder if she realizes she's in Schrödinger's marriage."
"Oh, because she can't trust Chad to "babysit" their kids. Last time he passed out drunk and their toddler microwaved a fork. Nearly burned the house down."
"Gosh, that poor woman - wonder if she realizes she's in Schrödinger's marriage."
by Artful_Discourse January 17, 2024
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"Dude, Becky and Jason's relationship is such a Todd Howard Marriage! How are they still together?"
"I don't know, it just works."
"I don't know, it just works."
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Also known as common law marriage where two shitheads claim they’re married all over and tell people they’re married but they’re not
Leona told everyone her and Carl were married but after Carl died Leona couldn’t take possession of his house because the state didn’t recognize trailer park marriage
by MrYellowTeeth47 April 27, 2024
Get the trailer park marriage mug.A hyena relationship or hyena marriage is basically when the woman calls all the shots in said relationship or marriage. She always tells her boyfriend/husband what to do and always puts him in check. In her eyes, she is never wrong. The meaning comes from the fact that hyenas are one of the few animals where the females dominate the males
Ever since my homie started dating his girl, she has been controlling him, and telling him what to do. She makes him do everything. Looks like's he stuck in a hyena relationship/hyena marriage
by chanceplan314 October 21, 2024
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Barack Obama: Marriage Definer "Now, you see here... Marriage... Is a commitment... To only sleep with someone... Who is kind of your sister. Right? And I know... That based on our studies of how attraction work people tend to be attracted to the same genetic profile and, yeah, we got a lot of sister molesters like (Allegedly) Sam Altman and The Mythbusters guys... And yeah the vast majority of child molestation is someone close to or in the family... And yeah Arianna Grande fucked a guy who looks like her brother... And yeah Angelina Jolie and Trump be mouth kissing their brother and daughter (respectively and respectfully) and talk about how fuckable they are... And yeah they religion says that we started with 2 people and somehow exploded into 8 billion people without incest being necessary... But it's not incest OR pseudo incest... And you have to accept my interpretation of this... Or I don't have to accept your interpretation of anything."
Hym "Ok, well, to be fair... If Angelina Jolie was my sister you wouldn't in a million years be able to convince me incest was wrong and God forbid she wanted me to keep it a secret because I would Jamie Lannister the shit out of your kids if she told me to. And Elon's dad and I would have a lot in common if Ivanka was my step-daughter."
Barack Obama: Marriage Definer "Now, you see here... Marriage... Is a commitment... To only sleep with someone... Who is kind of your sister. Right? And I know... That based on our studies of how attraction work people tend to be attracted to the same genetic profile and, yeah, we got a lot of sister molesters like (Allegedly) Sam Altman and The Mythbusters guys... And yeah the vast majority of child molestation is someone close to or in the family... And yeah Arianna Grande fucked a guy who looks like her brother... And yeah Angelina Jolie and Trump be mouth kissing their brother and daughter (respectively and respectfully) and talk about how fuckable they are... And yeah they religion says that we started with 2 people and somehow exploded into 8 billion people without incest being necessary... But it's not incest OR pseudo incest... And you have to accept my interpretation of this... Or I don't have to accept your interpretation of anything."
Hym "Ok, well, to be fair... If Angelina Jolie was my sister you wouldn't in a million years be able to convince me incest was wrong and God forbid she wanted me to keep it a secret because I would Jamie Lannister the shit out of your kids if she told me to. And Elon's dad and I would have a lot in common if Ivanka was my step-daughter."
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A long-running Ladies' Home Journal column that started in 1953, called "Can This Marriage Be Saved?," features real-life couples and the juicy
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