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manpons

when a dude gets his meriod (man period) he puts in a manpon. yes they do exist
Guy 1: " dude are you on your meriod or something? put in one of ur fricking manpons"
Guy 2: "stfu"
by kaseyworthmeyer May 31, 2015
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mayonaise

Thing that you can play a prank on and gross everybody out.
take a mayonnaise jar and clean it out. Put vanilla pudding in it and take it to school and eat the vanilla pudding in front of everybody. You will see what I mean everyone will think it is mayonaise but really it is just vanilla pudding.
by One little hellian February 10, 2017
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mayonnaise ass

The slimy feeling between your butt checks when a man is done unloading in it.
Rick came over, now I have mayonnaise ass.
by Boner Bungalow May 6, 2018
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Manon

Manon. Someone who likes to spend her time alone, usually studying or doing something creative.
Although she has few friends, she seems like the person who would get a group to meet up with her, but then vanish.

Managing to sneak out of there, walk on her own, and get lost in her own thoughts.
She thinks negatively about almost any situation and overthinks it easily, wishing she had done this or that differently.
It's like she drives herself insane, and seems as if she tries to hide something away from you.
Person-1: Where did Manon go? I swear I saw her here a second ago
Person-2: She always runs away when we meet up, what a weird kid.
by childish. October 13, 2021
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Mayonaise donut

(n): A mixture of succulent semen mixed with fresh feces delivered early in the morning from Dumpin Donuts, right to your siginificant other's chest. Festishes run on Dumpin.'
(v): The act of delivering a mayonaise donut.
My baby wanted a mayonaise donut to start her day fresh, and you better believe I delivered.
by Dumpin Donuts February 24, 2011
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Raccoon Mayonnaise

A hypothetical topping to be put on something for motivational purposes. Also can be used to describe toughness.
Let's spread some raccoon mayonnaise on it and win this one!

DETROIT RACCOON MAYONNAISE!

If you had half the raccoon mayonnaise Johnson does you'd be an All-American.
by Dnaught14 February 4, 2010
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Mayonaise Sandwich

The act of giving someone an anal tulip, then coating it with mayo, placing it between two slices of bread, and licking it clean.
"Brett's such a fag."
"Yeah, I heard he ate his partner's mayonaise sandwich once."
by King MIssile August 26, 2005
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