Angry Mailman

When a girl fucks her boyfriend with a strap on and throws someone else's jizz in his eye, temporarily blinding him. She then kicks him in the balls, swipes his asscrack with a credit card, then thrusts a Federal Express envelope into his hand so that he is hobbling around clutching the envelope with one eye open, thus looking like an angry mailman.

Susie: Hey, how are you and Brad doing?

Tiffany: That bastard cheated on me, so I cheated on him, saved the guy's cum, and then gave him an Angry Mailman.

Susie: Oh. Well, see you at school tomorrow!

by toddsmithsteez September 4, 2009

black mailing

verb. To exchange information or objects to protect one self.

The politician black mailed his opponent into dropping out of the race.

by jeff tomely January 10, 2005

maillie

A name that usually is for a person who is good at minecraft

Maillie is such a good Minecraft player.

by MC player April 12, 2019

Mailbag

when during a sexual encounter, a man inserts his balls into his male partners ass. the male on male equivalent of "Dog In a Bathtub"

With the way he's been walking, I think Jay has gotten the mailbag one time too many from Bill.

by El Guapocito March 31, 2009

mailbomb

A fun surprise, usually followed by a loud "Boom".

I wonder what's in this package... WOW a mailbomb! *BOOM*

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

mailmam

1) A female mail courier or postal worker. 2) A word to describe a female postal worker, created from the combination of the words Mail and Mam. 3) The opposite of a mailman. The same combination can be applied to other professions ending in "-man" to convey that the professional is a women. Such as in the words "Firemam" and "Policemam"

word orgin: I pointed to a women postal worker walking up my drive-way when I was 4 years old, and told my mom the "mailmam" was here. Yeah I know it is a little cheesy but hey it is kind of cute

"I wish the damn mailmam would hurry-up, I'm expecting a package!"

by J. McBrayer July 23, 2008

mailcoholic

a person who is excessively addicted to receiving and sending mail.

She waited all morning to get the mail, she's such a mailcoholic.

by Kevin Kusreau January 3, 2007