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magic monkey juice

1) On British streets there is so many drugs, that even dealers don't know all pf them. MMJ is one of them, documented among others by the creators of a British parodial show Brass Eye.

2) A music track created by the British psychedelic electronic dance music duo Younger Brother. Features Simon Posford (Hallucinogen) and Benji Vaughan (Prometheus). Appeared on their first album, A Flock of Bleeps. Available on Twisted Records.
Let's pump ourselves full of magic monkey juice and take a trip to spaceland!
by Roy Dest August 20, 2009
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Magic: The Gathering

A TCG created by Richard Garfield, but now owned by Wizards of the Coast. Although commonly associated with nerds, this game has been known to be played by anyone. The game is meant to symbolize powerful wizards doing battle by summoning monsters and the like.

Each player starts with 20 life, a hand of 7 cards, and must have a deck of at least 60 cards. A player can die by loosing all his/her life, or by being forced to draw a card when she has no cards left in her deck, or by the bullshit card Door to Nothingness. You win the game by killing off all opponents, or by cards that say you win when you meet a certain prerequisite. Many cards are banned or restricted (only one is allowed per deck), usually the older cards, or many of the cards from the mirrodin set, because of the hundreds of instant-win combos. The game is not entirely based on card supremecy; a particulaly skilled player could easily win with a premade deck.
I get thrown out of Friday Night Magic: The Gathering tournements because of my Mirrodin-block Krark-Clan Ironworks deck (now featuring 17 instant-win combos).
by Lhurgyof February 3, 2008
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fat magic

A male whom poseses "fat magic" is on the heavier side of the scale that the hottest girls can't get enough of.
"She is way too hot for him, he must have fat magic". Examples of famous people or charaters with "fat Magic". Jason at Aqua Beach, King of Queens, Nutty Professor and Janet Jacksom & The fat kid in the Ferrari on the Vonage commercial.
by Fat Magic October 2, 2006
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magic

magic (n) (n-adv)

1) with or through skill, cunning, talent, advanced technique, artifice or precice craft and skill
2) with or through complexity either spurios to the contemproary context or to long to be reasonable or desired of explanation
3) with or through the supernatural, praeternatural or quantum-mechanical
4) nor plausible or possible
1) 'did you see that painting, how can that artist paint like that?' '~'
2) 'how did you rewire that whole phone system in just twenty minutes?' '~'
3) 'how can a man just vanish into thin air leaving no trace, and then reappear hundreds of miles away moments later' '~'
4) 'how can we film that scene?' 'with these stage directions: ~'
by Flamsmark January 12, 2005
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Blue Magic

Heroin thats 100% pure and turns blue when u put some chemical to it. It could be smoked because it's pure enough as opposed to injected. Frank Lucas used it as the brand name for the heroin he was selling during the late 60's and early 70's. He made millions off of this because he was able to cut off the middle men and go directly to the source in vietnam to buy it. Jay-z also made a song called "Blue Magic" on his soundtrack "American Gangster" based off the movie.
"Blue Magic, that's a brand name, like pepsi. That's a brand name, I stand behind it, I guarantee it. They know that even if they don't know me any more than they know the chairman of General Mills"
by YO wutt it dew November 26, 2007
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Puff The Magic Dragon

1. A song written by Leonard Lipton and Peter Yarrow. The lyrics for the song were based off a poem Leanard Lipton wrote in collage and the song became popular when the group Peter, Paul and Mary sang it. It is about a boy named Jackie Paper and and his imaginary dragon friend named Puff. In 1978 there was an animated TV special based off of it.

2. A slang term used for marijuana.
Puff the magic dragon lives by the sea, and .....*rest of song here*



Stoner 1: Yo, I was watching Puff the magic dragon last night. It took me on a wild trip.
Stoner 2: I was there with you. I think.
Stoner 1: I don't remember. But do you remember the pink tiger? Then a picture of little elfs took me to a forest of the magic tree.
One confused kid or a old person who has seen the real movie: I don't remember that.... I got to watch it again.
by wowtomax February 9, 2009
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magic turtle

The last section of a bowel movement that refuses to pass, instead coming to rest just inside the anus.

While not uncomfortable, the wiping process is greatly impacted. Unknown to the sitter their ass is clean, however, each wipe creates creates a slight relaxing of the sphincter which leads to light contact between paper and turd, making it appear that there is some mysterious and unexplainable trickery going on.
Jill: Who blocked the toilet with all this paper?
Ben: Sorry, I had a magic turtle.
by Joshua James December 10, 2006
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