1. I got her pregnant like a coin to a machine
2. Cmon just go ask her if you can grab her tits its like a coin to a machine
2. Cmon just go ask her if you can grab her tits its like a coin to a machine
by Raymundro March 23, 2008
An animal, such as a cat, that sits on your lap to absorb your warmth, but in actuality gives a tremendous amount of their own to you. Highly desired during colder months of the year. Basically a living blanket.
by jefferprise December 18, 2007
This term resembles the idea of never giving up. It has spawned from MMORPG's and used in the sense of being the greatest of the great. An ownage machine is someone who doesnt let anyone stop them, and continues to do their best at all times--kicking ass and taking names in the free time.
Most common use: I'm an ownage machine.
Applicable: That tank is taking mad hits, what an ownage machine.
Applicable: That tank is taking mad hits, what an ownage machine.
by beatbop July 08, 2009
one of the phrases which Endorphous uses to answer his mobile phone with.
Also, a term for a machine which is not that old.
Also, a term for a machine which is not that old.
by Milpke February 06, 2004
the holy being of all holy beings to be worshipped in all it's live giving glory and not to be confused with the slightly less holy filling machine, or the (may the filling machine forgive me for saying it's name) satanic capping machine.
"hey do you worship the almighty graceful filling machine?"
"no, are you retarded or something?"
*gunshot*
"no, are you retarded or something?"
*gunshot*
by 14637956857642236735 April 08, 2021
Derived from the term "Machine Gunner".
Someone who constantly makes bad puns. So many puns come out of his mouth so fast he could be compared to a machine gun. He'll have the whole party groaning after the fifth joke.
Ironically, "Machine Punner" is a pun off the term Machine Gunner
Someone who constantly makes bad puns. So many puns come out of his mouth so fast he could be compared to a machine gun. He'll have the whole party groaning after the fifth joke.
Ironically, "Machine Punner" is a pun off the term Machine Gunner
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Sister: Ughh, stop it! You're such a Machine Punner!
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Sister: Ughh, stop it! You're such a Machine Punner!
by guymanchester August 26, 2017
by MuzzikA0 March 02, 2021