misery tits

Description of a woman whose breasts, as opposed to bringing joy to men, bring sheer misery, distress and suicidal tendencies

Alison, you swamp donkey, you have some fucking bad misery tits

by Yak October 12, 2003

Modern Warfare 2019

Infinity Ward's redemption of the Call of Duty franchise, brought back many old-school COD players.

"Hey dude have you heard about Modern Warfare 2019? We might need to bring the gang back together!" -COD Veteran 1
"Real shit? I haven't played with them since MW2!" -COD Veteran 2

by SandwichEater67 November 24, 2019

Modern Warfare 2

1. sequel to Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
2. video game
3. hours of fun
4. happiness
5. 11-10-09

the guy: we gotta play some modern warfare 2 nao!
that guy: alright alright chill mang i'm getting on!
the guy: cod cod cod cod cod cod cod cod cod cod

by soulfaithful November 27, 2009

les miserables

A good book based on france from the time of napoleon to the time of the revelution mostly centered around the character Jean Valjean and his "daughter" cossete marius falls in love with her and javert is the cop chasing Jean Valjean

Les Miserables is usually a school book

by jimsonisgod September 23, 2005

modernified

a thing of the past adapted to modern taste. Applied mainly to fashion.

you really modernified that 50's hairstyle.

by David & Steph March 26, 2008

Modern Jap

Modern Jap

Modern in terms of art: contemporary styles of art, literature, music, etc., that reject traditionally accepted or sanctioned forms and emphasize individual experimentation and sensibility. All of the items posted on this blog, follow this definition because modern fashion comes from the mind of the brilliant designers behind the pieces, so the items are really just pieces of art emphasizing a designers experimental success. To us, modern means you are able to use these items to come into your own, and make your own fashion statement by creating an experiment, while using the experiment of others. You aren't afraid to contradict yourself, adding new to old, old to new, edgy to simple, and grunge to classy.

JAP simply means you are fortunate to live the life, of a princess, able to afford whatever one of these items, whenever you want it. You don't have to be jewish, or american, but JAP is a figure of speech. In Modern terms, it means you are a wealthy, fashion-lover out finish your experiment.

If you're reading this, you probably like experimenting with modern fashion, which makes you, a Modern Jap.

by Bayle Antonia March 6, 2010

Modern Custom

Modern Custom is a term that was created to blanket over all of the diverse custom rides that normally come out to the younger generation shows. There are many different styles that Modern Custom blankets like lowriders, trucks, mini trucks, custom compacts, tuners, SUVs and there are even modern inspired classics, rats and worn & torn that appear at Modern Custom shows. Each one of these automotive styles has its own scene and shows, but they will all come together at a Modern Custom show and showoff their custom rides together. These shows were created mainly in the 80s (some earlier on the West Coast) when younger clubs were tired of entering their local hot rod shows and having 1 class for mini trucks and one class for compacts, sometimes split in mild or wild or foreign and domestic. Clubs took charge and started putting together their own shows and had broken down classes for all styles of Modern Custom rides. It was a great time in automotive history that the old school Modern Custom guys remember because most of them helped get it going. Its not as old as hot rodding, lowriding or vannin' but it has its place in history and will continue to be a strong force in the custom automotive industry. The term "Modern Custom" was created by Mike, one of the owners of DropJaw, back in '02.

DropJaw, Modern Custom

by The Jaw Dropper August 11, 2011