by NoweryShowerny January 24, 2008
Get the messy oscar mug.A messy love is a teenage girl who tends to be giggly, intoxicated, and clumsy when hooking up with guys. Some qualities that differentiate them from normal people are unreasonable cuteness of the face, a goose-like laugh, and a nice sized badonkadonk.
pure love by day...messy love by night
The messy love cackled in the tent as she bent backwards half naked, nearly falling off the stranger she was straddling.
The messy love cackled in the tent as she bent backwards half naked, nearly falling off the stranger she was straddling.
by goodnightlila April 29, 2008
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by sexyman24 October 18, 2009
Get the Mossiping mug.a way to describe a person who often wakes up with out of control hair; a way to describe a person who resembles a 'mad scientist' figure.
Commonly used in South East England to describe a female who has once travelled in a helicopter, or has said crazy hair in the mornings.
Often misconceived as another word for mosskat or mosstrooper
Commonly used in South East England to describe a female who has once travelled in a helicopter, or has said crazy hair in the mornings.
Often misconceived as another word for mosskat or mosstrooper
by rowzeee March 16, 2010
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Get the Mossibility mug.When somebody lacks the common sense to clean up the evidence or cover up after they do some shit that should stay on the DL, or after they do some straight up dumb shit.
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Girl #1- Honey, you really didn't know that he was cheating on you? C'mon, he is so messy, he didn't even take the pictures of him and his side chick out of his tagged pictures on instagram!
Girl #2- Ugh! I'm so dumb!...Wait...but there aren't any of the pictures that I tagged him in of us in there ?!?!?! Wtffff
Girl #2- SHIIITTT MAYBE YOU WERE THE SIDE CHICK!!!!
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Teacher- (Insert Female Name), have any students been bothering you lately because of anything that got out about you?
(Insert Female Name)- No... what do you mean.. why would you ask that?
Dickwad - HAHHH BECAUSE YOU POSTED YOUR NUDES ON YOUR STORY LAST NIGHT YOU HOE
Irrelevant Bitch- Lmao you're so messy, you didn't even check to see if you put them on your story.
(Insert Female Name)- Oh my god.... I'm the hoe of the school.
Class- MESSY HOE! MESSY HOE! MESSY HOE!
Girl #1- Honey, you really didn't know that he was cheating on you? C'mon, he is so messy, he didn't even take the pictures of him and his side chick out of his tagged pictures on instagram!
Girl #2- Ugh! I'm so dumb!...Wait...but there aren't any of the pictures that I tagged him in of us in there ?!?!?! Wtffff
Girl #2- SHIIITTT MAYBE YOU WERE THE SIDE CHICK!!!!
Ex. 2
Teacher- (Insert Female Name), have any students been bothering you lately because of anything that got out about you?
(Insert Female Name)- No... what do you mean.. why would you ask that?
Dickwad - HAHHH BECAUSE YOU POSTED YOUR NUDES ON YOUR STORY LAST NIGHT YOU HOE
Irrelevant Bitch- Lmao you're so messy, you didn't even check to see if you put them on your story.
(Insert Female Name)- Oh my god.... I'm the hoe of the school.
Class- MESSY HOE! MESSY HOE! MESSY HOE!
by xXFinding outXx September 6, 2016
Get the messy mug.When a guy (a guy specifically named mike) pounds his girl in the ass with his massive penis, the women then begins to shit, this causes mike to vomit in response, the women also then begins to vomit while the man pisses on the shit
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