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sarong party milf

A sarong party milf is a Singaporean wife and mother who having had kids, finds her local husband is unable to support her trophy wife/tai tai lifestyle and is thus chasing a white husband.
Person 1: Scarlett is a total sarong party milf. Look at her grinding all over that American stud with her husband in the other room.
Person 2: I heard it's because she thinks her husband isn't giving her the tai tai lifestyle
Person 1: I'm sure the big white dick doesn't hurt either
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Big Booty Milf

The biggest, fattest ASS along with the biggest fattest AGE, will dom you if you are a dilf
Person 1: Sheeeesh damn who dat?
Person 2: Oh her? Dat Big Booty Milf!
Person3: Ayo? I'mma Dilf let me clap dem cheeks momma
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standard porno milf

a milf that is older than 40 also you don't really know if she's actually a mother just because the youporn video says so
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Big momma milf

Big momma milf will fuck you hard as shit your dick will fall of but one down fall is that she only likes small and medium size dick and they only like whites and asians
Look it's big momma milf she's so hot and busty let's go get her
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Grand Milf Tarkin

The attractive mother of a Star Wars fanboy.
Mate, did you see Kevin's mum at the cinema when we went to see Star Wars, she's a total Grand Milf Tarkin
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four minute milf

I was looking forward to a whole night of bliss, but she was a real four minute milf.
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Hot MILFS in your area

That one pop up I get on pornhub wham I'm watching gay furry anal prolapses for 17 hours straght
There are Hot MILFS in your area waiting for YOU to FUCK THEM!
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