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Matthew bulluck

I want a Matthew bulluck
by DjieId December 8, 2022
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Matthew-Lingering-Effect

When one remembers a romantic encounter where they were told something nice. One will continue thinking about this encounter whenever given the opportunity. AKA it lingers in one’s heart.

This term was coined by the official rizz god, Matthew A. M.
“OMG, Brittney, I can’t stop thinking about him!”
“Yup, that’s the Matthew-Lingering-Effect for you…”
by willywonkasmom December 20, 2022
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Matthew reader

The butter dawg. (Dawg with the buttah)
Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.

Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.

Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.

Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.
Man Matthew reader is a butter dawg, the dawg with the buttah
by Grunkle sam January 14, 2023
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Matthew Moment

When something silly happens to someone or something that causes a group laughter.
We laughed at the man falling, he had a Matthew moment.
by Book Soup February 7, 2023
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Matthew Patthew

An intentional misspelling of Matthew Patrick, also known as MatPat.
Reddit meme: Matthew Patthew
Damien Lee: Hahaha, of course.
by bamfwag May 21, 2023
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Muddy Matthew

The same concept as the "wet willy," except instead of sticking the finger in their mouth, the attacker first sticks their finger in their bum
"I was sitting in my room the other day when I thought my brother gave me a wet willy. It was only after i smelled something putrid did I realize that it was really a Muddy Matthew"
by Muddy Matthew April 1, 2016
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Whiffing Matthew

When you douse your finger in ball sweat and then wave your finger under someone's nose.
Dude, that dude just gave me a whiffing Matthew and by the smell I think he might have cancer!
by CoreyFeldman October 27, 2017
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