light switch dating

u like each other so much but u guys wanna date ppl and still go out. So ya'll break every week or so and get bac 2 gether

"Yo did u see Kim an' carl dey be light switch datinG!"

by CatHerIne.R November 21, 2007

Light is on

When someone is ready to date or looking for a committed relationship.

"I think you should flirt with him, his light is on!"
"Men are like cabs. When they're ready to get married, they turn their light on." -- Sex in the City

by geistweg January 25, 2015

laughtitoot

The uncontrollable release of gas from your ass in direct result of strong intense laughter

I was masturbating in the kitchen after eating some ass and something so hilarious popped up on the television that i could not stop laughing and accidentally laughtitooted

by PlayfulDumpster69 May 17, 2015

light a wick

The action of smoking pot

Let's pop out back and light a wick before our next shift.

by Snavern October 17, 2015

Light sabering

The act of inserting a life size light saber replica into a hole for sexual purposes.

The act may be performed as is, or also enjoyed while watching Star Wars.

She didn't have a vibrator, but I had a light saber.

I light sabered that ass.

She asked for a good light sabering.

by Koalapack August 30, 2017

light fixture

A fictional illumination device that a female posses to lure one or more males to her home for sexual gratification.

I really needed him to hang my light fixture. It ended up taking all night. It took so much work, he asked a few buddies to come over and help out.

by Trippy23 May 5, 2018

lightbox

An emergent theory of space-time in which the speed of the fastest phenomenon is limited by the aggregate amount of the material in the universe, material has no discrete point of origin, and space is infinitely large.

Stipulates that any "fastest" phenomenon in the universe ie. light must have a discrete origin point.

Argues that in contrast to approaching the speed of light requiring all the material in the universe, achieving infinite speed requires no mass at all and would cause linear time to stand completely still.

Posits that the universe moves infinitely fast outside of itself obviating the existence of other universes ie. outside of the universe it is eternally now.

Lightbox argues that there are two obverses but there is only one inverse.

by sandraxine September 15, 2018