horny man (lucas)

calls random women mummy

try’s to steal everyone’s bird except harvey’s for obvious reasons

has a huge stanislas agenda cus he’s a finished player

supports a tinpot club with a shit stadium

thinks astrid wetts attractive?! 😂😂

do you know horny man (lucas)?
yeah tried chatting up my bird on twitter

by dontlikestanislas June 3, 2021

King overlord Lucas

Lucas is basically the protector of all women, and slays normies

Mate have I seen King overlord Lucas recently?

by Lucas 2 wicked June 10, 2021

to do the Lucas

Get yourself an underaged girl, because you can’t get one in your age.

My girlfriend left me, I might have to do the Lucas.

by Lucas187 May 9, 2022

Luca

An extremely gay fish who is rubbish at all games and likes to sing to justin beiber

luca

by donman1231 November 4, 2011

Lucas

A cunt, who has a small dick and likes to experiment sex with small objects. Thus the reason why most of his items are filled with cum. These items tend to be cheap and sometimes retarded(e.g. his brother "Yanis")

lucas is a cocksuckingthundercunt

by TheMexicanGardener July 29, 2018

Lucas

Lucas is a kid who brags about being able to fuck himself in the ass but in reality his dick is inverted and just goes out his ass. He likes to pour mustard on dildos and shove them up his tiny nostrils. He regularly licks his cat anus. He takes the 733 bus and gets attacked by homeless people who want his virginity. He smells of dying orphans. He stabbed a golden retriever to drink piss from his bladder. He is a wretched high schooler.

Kid: "Why are you slapping those saggy old grandma'a teets?!"

Lucas: " oh I am Lucas"

Kid: "oh that makes sense"

by Smasher733 November 22, 2013

de luca

a kid with a tiny dick and is the gayest kid ever

the girl said what a de luca

by j December 27, 2004