Loomered

Being unfairly and unexpectedly fired from your job at the request of a far-right conspiracy theorist, for not being sufficiently insane or supportive of a dictator.

The intelligence director; the senior director for legislative affairs; the senior director overseeing technology and national security; the senior director for international organizations. They all got loomered, they no longer work for the government.

by RMI2087 May 10, 2025

Lonner

A person who won something in a way, shape or form, yet act like they've lost and behave like a sore loser.

"Bro those shippers are such lonners, attacking people despite their ship being canon."

by Icon. May 23, 2025

Loomer

Noun. One who constantly reinforces just how misinformed or dumb they may be.

Dude - You cannot really believe that s&%t. Stop being such a Loomer.

by larsnotlarsnils June 20, 2025

Looper

A person who creates a problem, solves it, and then celebrates themselves for the solution—looping endlessly in a cycle of self-made heroism.

Donald Trump is such a looper. He creates a nonexistent problem and then takes credit for solving it.

by HatvsHat June 23, 2025

looser

a person or thing that loses or has lost something, especially a game or contest.

david is a looser

by afftrq August 6, 2025

Loner

A Loner is an individual that feels fulfilled with solitude and doesn't need external validation and is not to be confused with being lonely and depressed . When it comes to friendships a loner prefers having 1-2 friends over a friend group for different reasons, mainly trust issues stemming from being backstabbed by "friends" of theirs. When it comes to romantic relationships it may vary. Loners can be pretty shy people when you first befriend them, but once you get to know them you'll realize that they are highly intelligent and loyal people.

Being a loner doesn't make you a misanthrope.

by idl1 October 4, 2025

loner car strategy

The strategy used by Mercedes-Benz where you are given a more expensive or luxurious Mercedes-Benz car while your usual vehicle is being fixed or repaired. This is meant to prevent you from ever experiencing that other makes' cars are better than Mercedes-Benz.

When my C-Class was in the shop, they handed me a brand new S-Class as a loner car strategy—now I can't stop thinking about how much I love driving it!

by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025