Puerto Lobos

Something you say before using the toilet

Person 1: what a lovely time we are having
Person 2: yes
Person 1: person 3 how are you feeling
Person 3: Puerto Lobos! *runs to toilet*

by Enderstorm10 December 13, 2019

One-Eyed Lobster

A loyal member of the Communist Party.

Sasha is a one-eyed lobster, always spreading Communist propoganda to his coworkers.

by Captain Commie July 30, 2003

lobster claw

Male cameltoe, caused by wearing pants that are too tight.

Scott's pants are so tight you can see his lobster claw.

by smackjer December 28, 2005

Lobster Day

April 21st, the day after 420, when you can do anything except steal things.

On Lobster Day, I went out and bought some seafood, because I have holiday spirit!!!

by Billy Yesko September 5, 2006

Mc'loob

A man, usually old, who wears tight shirts, sweats profusely, and sticks out his stomach in such a way that his outie belly button presses up against the cloth. Mc'loobs often tend to be teachers. Basically, an all around LRB.

"Did you see that nasty ass Mc'loob?"
"Yea, that's why I vomited."

by Purtypilot September 7, 2008

loob

loob is pronounced "lube"
Its a combo word meaning lol and noob created by "eSc" known as the European Source Crew. They are known world wide for disruption of online games such as Counter-strike Source.

loob = lol noob
loob down = lol noob down
loobed = lol noob owned

by Fivetoes February 26, 2009

lobster arms

someone who has red arms

duncan scott who is a bell end (lobster arms)

by mcmacd July 21, 2006