Loaf in the Litter Box

an idiom, meaning to let a shitty, ridiculous, or impulsive idea marinate before taking action.

Brad suggests going on a ten mile hike while it's snowing. Becky responds: "Yeah, I think we can let that loaf in the litter box for a moment"

by kittylitterluver October 15, 2025

knuckled the loaf

royally screwing up an otherwise simple task, or an easily avoidable mistake

origin: accidentally touching the "loaf" with ones knuckle while wiping after pinching said loaf

common variations: knuckled the log, stroked the loaf

1. This 47 yard field goal will ensure our victory, don't knuckle the loaf!
2. Ray Finkle really knuckled the loaf when he missed that field goal.

by Jabroni Lames October 30, 2025

Lady loaf

Fat chicks with love handles and a fupa

Damn! That chick so big she got a lady loaf

by Phil_McCracken666 December 16, 2025

Holding a loaf

when you have to take a massive shit during a video call and you can’t get off camera. It is often accompanied by signs of physical distress or appeasement.

I was on a management meeting the other day and my cousin appeared to be stroking something. Come to find out, he was trying to calm his dog who was holding a loaf and needed a run around the block to drop wolf bait.

by Mashpee Sal March 12, 2025

Loaf edit

Verb: To close off the anus sphincter while defecating. To cut short. To interrupt.
Noun: Something that causes a person to suddenly clench their anal sphincter.

Verb: "I was in a hurry while taking a dump this morning and needed to loaf edit before I was completely done."

Verb: "Please don't loaf edit me while I am talking sh1t!"
Noun: "That news article was a real loaf edit, as I couldn't help but clench while I was reading."

by Visitor2YourCity March 21, 2025

Loaf

A human being with immense emotional control and looks to match. They will be your savior in life and in bed too.
They possess skills unknown to even the closest of friends, and although they may seem mentally stable, they often hide the most emotions.

If you meet a said "loaf", never meet them go.

That man is such a loaf! I'm in love with him.

I wish I had a loaf in my life

by LiliiBilii November 23, 2021

Loaf

Despite common misconceptions, Loaf is one of the greatest human beings you'll find on earth. They're charming, friendly, funny, intelligent and attractive (like your mother). They will always stand by you (unless you call them bread, in which case you're doomed). They'll act annoying but in reality, they're just distracting you and keeping you annoyed at them so you're not annoyed at the world. A true friend and a goddamn beauty to look at. Don't lose a Loaf if you find one, because they're one in a million. Also they're a 10/10

Loaf is such an awesome, handsome person. I wish I was Loaf.

by Amphibaena November 23, 2021