Jakes Lakes

Spooky lakes where husbands, new cars, & alcohol go missing for hours, probably caused by Aliens

"'Simon'(not his real name) still not home. Hope car is ok"
"I hope he's not spinning it up on the 'Nearby' Hills"
"Nah. He gone up to the Jakes Lakes"
"yes I believe it to be casued by aliens"

by lovingmyfriends November 8, 2013

Great Lakes Bobber

While receiving head, the recipient of the act uses the middle finger to finger the ear of the giver while they perform oral sex.

I was going to give her the fish hook, but I elected for the Great Lakes Bobber instead!

by Jbb223 February 1, 2014

twi-late thoughts

According to KickThePJ, a twi-late thought is when you are lying in bed about to fall asleep and you suddenly get the urge to write something down

Tony: So, I had some mad twi-late thoughts last night about a toaster uprising causing WW3. What'd you think?
Michelle: I don't think you'll be winning an oscar any time soon.

by robin_writes December 7, 2016

Unfashionably late

Showing up to an event when it's already over.

Bobby was so unfashionably late, he showed up to watch some football and the game was already over and everyone else had left.

by RiskyShananigans February 3, 2017

Day Late

Being super slow and not quite getting it.

Dude, He's being day late. I don't think he knows what he's doing or saying. He's being worse than a blonde.

by Goat2530 December 30, 2018

Piedmont Lakes Middle School

A Prison that sits In Apopka Florida it's pretty peaceful but you still have to watch out for Mister Clark And other teachers if not Mister Clark will see you "AFTER CLASS"

Kid 1 What school do you go to
Kid 2 Piedmont Lakes Middle School
Kid 1 LMAO that hell hole your fucked

by Deafaultino May 3, 2019

Soggy Laces

When a girl dips her long hair into her vagina, and pulls it out, making for soggy laces

Guy 1: Bro was she a freak? Guy 2: Yeah bro she even gave herself soggy laces! Guy 1: Damn Dude

by knightyal October 18, 2019