The act of pleasuring oneself using the palm of their hand to enclose only the bell of the penis, resembling a cage over a lobster.
Phillip: “Hey, Dave! How did your date with Linda go last night? You get any action?”
(Not) Dave: “Nah man..” *sigh* “She had to split beefo dinn. But don’t worry ‘bout ya boi tho. Treated myself to a lobster cage!” 😎👉👉 🦞
Phillip: “Wait. Who the fuck are you?”
(Not) Dave: “Nah man..” *sigh* “She had to split beefo dinn. But don’t worry ‘bout ya boi tho. Treated myself to a lobster cage!” 😎👉👉 🦞
Phillip: “Wait. Who the fuck are you?”
by Not Dave. June 2, 2020
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daniel: damn rate my lobster energy
katherine: send a pic
daniel: *sends pic*
katherine: damn you're an absolute 20
katherine: send a pic
daniel: *sends pic*
katherine: damn you're an absolute 20
by CatPersun December 22, 2020
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by Hedroix January 22, 2025
Get the Iraq lobster mug.A person who mines lobsters for a living at the bottom of the ocean. Usually part of a larger lobster mining company or lobster mining union. This person mines lobsters for a considerable profit. Equipment includes a pick axe and scuba gear.
What does John do for a living nowadays?
Oh he's a lobster miner.
That's cool, i bet he rakes in the cash.
Oh he's a lobster miner.
That's cool, i bet he rakes in the cash.
by Ryan Paul Brooks December 15, 2008
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Caleb, this bitch is trying to get an Ultimate feast on the 2nd date? The cheddar biscuit wasn't good enough for the 1st date or it would've been in a to go box. Red lobster gift card bitches be trippin
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Get the LOBster mug.Lobster man is ? years old, born on the 20th of june. Streetys star sign is a gemini. His wardrobe consists of multiple coloured basic sweatshirts and the worst shoes you have ever seen. He is never seen without his watch. Back in 2009, lobster man was a great orange bodybuilder! He attended Mater Dei College for highschool and Edith Cowan University. Whilst in college he worked at bunnings and enjoyed ‘getting them gains’ in his spare time. He has a strong hatred for english and old saggy people,he failed year 12 english!
On the 10th of march 2016 at 8:10pm he gave a 5 star review to ‘Stubble Barbershop’, commenting “Good cuts and quality banter as always! Fortnightly go to.”
Alex has been Married to Jade since the 12th of October 2019, they have been in a relationship since the 9th of september 2014! Jade joined Facebook in june, 2008.
Mr Street graduated from Edith Cowan University in 2013!
Chris is Streetys friend of atleast 12 years, He works for the fire and emergency services and lives in Scarborough. His sister writes songs and wrote a “10/10 banger” in 2017. In 2019 he gave a 5 star review to Pita-Pit saying they “have nice sandwiches”. He is in debt to Streety by 1 burrito.
Streety has strong opinions on many things, “hate the old saggy people that run with their shirts off in joondalup”.
he is the best maths teacher ever. argue with the wall
On the 10th of march 2016 at 8:10pm he gave a 5 star review to ‘Stubble Barbershop’, commenting “Good cuts and quality banter as always! Fortnightly go to.”
Alex has been Married to Jade since the 12th of October 2019, they have been in a relationship since the 9th of september 2014! Jade joined Facebook in june, 2008.
Mr Street graduated from Edith Cowan University in 2013!
Chris is Streetys friend of atleast 12 years, He works for the fire and emergency services and lives in Scarborough. His sister writes songs and wrote a “10/10 banger” in 2017. In 2019 he gave a 5 star review to Pita-Pit saying they “have nice sandwiches”. He is in debt to Streety by 1 burrito.
Streety has strong opinions on many things, “hate the old saggy people that run with their shirts off in joondalup”.
he is the best maths teacher ever. argue with the wall
by lobsters4life May 21, 2022
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