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LOAF GANG

A group of fuckboy "rappers" that all share the same fuckboy qualities.

These qualities include:
- having a little dick
- having no job
- participating in credit card scams
- having a dry ass personality
- always flexing on the gram like they have money & bitches yet always refer to themselves as "humble"

Members of this group are no more than trash SoundCloud rappers that will never accumulate to anything.
Friend 1: "I don't know what she sees in him... He has no job, no career, no car, no future."
Friend 2: "I totally agree! She can do SO much better!"
Friend 1: "He reminds me of one of the clowns in LOAF GANG."
by SaveTheDramaFoYaMama April 4, 2017
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Cat Loaf

A cat loaf is a cat that is sitting so perfectly it looks like a loaf of bread. To achieve a cat loaf the cat must not have any of its arms or legs showing and must have its tail tucked in, and thats a cat loaf.
"Omg you have a cat loaf!"
"yes i love my cat loaf"
by bobbly bob November 3, 2022
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Bedside loaf

Dude I really enjoyed that band!

Nah man, that was a bedside loaf
by Yeeto-burrito February 23, 2020
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LOAF

Love’s only a feeling
Love does not matter because LOAF, loyalty matters.
by Sadboi29 January 21, 2021
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Lady loaf

Damn! That chick so big she got a lady loaf
by Phil_McCracken666 December 16, 2025
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loaf

Loaf
(verb)
to love intensely, when you love someone so much that saying "i love you" just doesnt cut it anymore!
(can also be said over text as "i 🍞 u")
vi: i loaf you rue!
rue: i 🍞 you too!
by peepeepoopoocacapants March 9, 2022
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Elk-loaf

A rare and abnormally large bowl movement with signature length or girth or quantity because it resembles an Elk dropping.

An elk-loaf is often considered a masterpiece and thus frequently not flushed by the artist, so it's often associated with people prompting each other to go and view it.
1. Guys, I just laid an elk-loaf in there... I didn't have the heart to flush it.

2. Someone left an elk-loaf in the men's restroom... stall #2. You gotta go in there and look, that thing is enormous. I bet a 450 lb. person must have laid it.
by [502] KanocAnoc May 20, 2010
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