A person who develops Sleepy
Kitty Syndrome are typically at home when the symptoms first develop. This syndrome peaks in the daytime and obviously only affects
cat owners (both men and women are susceptible).
Most commonly, this syndrome begins after the
man or
woman show signs of procrastination and decide to sit on his or her couch to watch television, rather than do what they needed to that
day. The person's pet
cat will then take this opportunity to sit upon his or her lap to commence the first stages of Sleepy Kitty Syndrome.
First, the
cat will become very warm and cuddly.
Second, the
cat will then proceed to take a nap on the owner's lap. This is when the
cat will begin transmitting Sleepy Kitty Syndrome upon the owner. Currently, scientists cannot explain how the
cat does this, or why. The person/
cat owner will then begin to feel unyielding tiredness and become unable to leave his or her couch for the remainder of the day. However, the current world record for being under Sleepy Kitty Syndrome is 5.5 days. The only way to combat Sleepy Kitty Syndrome is by owning a dog.**
**WARNING: Sleepy Doggy Syndrome has not yet been properly tested. Please use caution when napping with a dog.
