Alaskan Sex Kitten

Participants must not “landscape” before the event to get the full experience and must occur during the full moon after a fresh snow fall.
1. Attire must consist of your homeliest jacket
2. While wearing the jacket enter the hot with your partner(s).
3. Turn on the highest jets in the hot tub and channel your primal essence.
4. Remove yourself from the hot tub and slowly enter the snow while revealing your natural human form to your mate.
5. Proceed to find the first (not domesticated) animal and sacrifice in the name of the natural world.
6. Lather your partner’s body in the blood of the sacrifice in correlation with the rotation of the earth.
7. While purring like a mountain lion mount your partner in a primitive fashion and begin forcefully scratching down the back.
8. The tempo should continue to increase with each thrust until climax is reached.
9. Carry your partner back to the hot tub and begin ritually bathing each other until the blood of the sacrifice is no more.
10. Now exchange coats with partner and, hand in hand, walk towards the moon while thanking the cosmos for the enlightening experience.

“After performing the Alaskan sex kitten I felt one with nature.”

Alaskan Sex Kitten by Princess Runnin Fast Goin Slow October 10, 2013

kittenz

A bundle of live kittens with an exceptional amount of cute-ness.

Girl: "I don't know what to get him for his birthday."
Boy: "You could get him kittenz."
Girl: "He doesn't like live animals with exceptional cuteness."

kittenz by phattyphat August 30, 2007

kitten

Skinny young gay gentlemen with body hair and more passive. Usually around the ages or 18- 25. They have a similar body style to a twink, except for the body hair. Other differences from twinks include potential for intelligence, less bitchy, and less likely to be seen in a club.
They are similar to pups, but more passive. They are more likely to become otters when older instead of wolves or bears.

Every time I go to a club it's just full of dumb twinks, I wish there were more kittens.

kitten by erkman1 March 20, 2013

patches of kitten hair 

The hair that men sometimes forget to shave usually under the side burns where the beard beggins to form.

awwww baby i love your patches of kitten hair!

patches of kitten hair by ivette July 19, 2006

killing a kitten

to "pull one out" or lonely masturbate by ones self.

"dude CJ is a fag, he killed a kitten last night"
"the other night i was talking to trevor on the phone. and he was killing a kitten"

killing a kitten by "The Grizz" January 6, 2008

Kitten Baseball 

(N.) A much better sport than Infant Baseball. See, infants have all those arms and crap and the head is huge, too. Too much wind resistance in Infant Baseball. But if you hit a kitten, they curl up, making them go farther.

"We're gonna play some Kitten Baseball. Wanna join us?"

Kitten Baseball by Not sensical May 13, 2005

rusty kitten 

This has two means to it actually...

1. When your kitten plays in a pit full of rusty metal scrap pieces.

2. The act of rubbing a rusty pipe around on your vagina.

1. Dude you clean kitten is going to turn into a rusty kitten.

2. Honey? Why did you give yourself a rusty kitten??

rusty kitten by Taco Sanchez August 3, 2006