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Kevin

Kevin is the best husband. He is the poster boy for infj. Kevin’s always have your back. A true Kevin is constantly trying to make the lives of his loved ones safe and happy sometimes he forgets to share that goodness with himself.

He is only learning to value himself after a hard life spent taking responsibility for the failures of his family.

Kevin’s are never boastful and are very humble, down to earth nurturing types who often get taken for granted by narcissistic people who are just jealous of how smart and kind Kevin’s are.

A true gentleman Kevin’s often fall on the sword rather than confront people who are projecting false personality traits out of compassion because he knows deep down inside they are just embarrassed and jealous.

If you have a Kevin that loves you count your lucky stars. As long as you are good to him he will always be good to you.
Old woman struggling with groceries

Kevin : Please allow me to help

Old woman : why thank you sonny boy

Kevin : my pleasure

Child falls from top of tree and Kevin catches her before she hits the ground like in that movie Ground Hogs day
Little girl : By jolly gee mister Thanks !
Kevin : you’re welcome little child and also stay out of the tops of trees you little weirdo ( raises arms and flies into the sun )

A trio of sexy strippers are fighting off the 4rth reich as wave after wave of maxi zombies are attacking a bus full of nuns.

Using only his superior logic skills and hand to hand combat skills Kevin along with the trio of sexy strippers saved the whole world and to celebrate they had a nonstop Molly poping sex party.

Girl # 1 : omg !! Yes ... Kevin .. yeah .. oh my god I love when you do that !

Girl number two : eeeeeee yyyyyyy ooohhhh my fucking god !

Girl # 3 : gape me daddy !

Kevin : shit eating grin ... that’s right ... kiss eachother ... you don’t all have to blow me at once ! Oh ladies ! Oh ... ohhhhhh ...

In unison everyone : splooge !
by Moonshine76 October 27, 2020
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Kevin is a great man has a big dick always cared for hoes he was first person with a Lexus he had all the money and a lot of houses and can make your wife leave you
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Kevin is someone who consistently or greatly shows a complete lack of intelligence through the incompetence of social and societal norms or is purposefully antagonistic in their poor decision making.
The kid in your class was such a Kevin
by Redpuma1223 April 20, 2022
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kevin is a guy that totally sucks massive dick at all sports and his head flops around like a fuckin retard when he runs. he consumes massive amounts of dollar general and pizza sticks giving him the power to perform ultra gay activities with his epileptic dog also he thinks he can fight but even his trans-sexual brother can beat him up.he tries to compare himself to his awesome friends like wyatt and mack who get more pussy than he could ever imagine,but he really just has a bowl cut and cries every time anyone calls him fat which is the truth because he is like 200 pounds over weight he is known to most people as a poor ass or a kev-jizz he likes to tell people he plays basket ball really good but he actually sucks dick really good just ask Sheldon his fagget accomplice in the gay arts also known to us total bad asses as a shell-douche and there was this kid named austan but we wont get into that ,lets just say he was an even bigger fag until kevins ass swollowed him. he is also know to like cereal boxes ALOTTTTT !!!!!!!!!
guy1: hey look at that poor ass

guy2:oh him thats kevin
by that guy over there October 6, 2012
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by Lovers quarrel October 12, 2018
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Oh my god, that guy is so stupid he must be a Kevin.
by The Qwesome June 11, 2018
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Kevin is super cool and likes annie more

Plus he really likes bananas most people believe he likes them more than annie and theyre right
Wow kevin really does like annie more than annie likes kevin Which is proven to be true because he wasted his time doing this
by Incognitum August 21, 2018
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