Julian

A kind hearted person who tries (and fails) to make an honest living. He commits crime so he may one day retire with his best friends, Bubbles and Ricky. He is always holding a drink (most often Rum and Coke with ice), and it almost never spills. On top of that, he only gets drunk from Swish, a homemade alcoholic drink.

Mrs. Peterson"But listen, youve had enough to drink today"
Julian"Ive only had a couple drinks today-"
P"Please dont drink anymore, thats your 5th one"
J"Ive only had a couple, im not drunk, y'know, Im just having a couple"
P"You're going to be if you drink that all"
J"Well i dont get drunk, i drink more than like the average person"
P"...okay"

by ShadowyRAT June 19, 2022

Julian

Julian is sus and likes to touch llamas

Julian no no touched me

by GGGGGGGW August 26, 2022

Julian

Julian got the biggest dickus in da land. He is so fugin hot i tried him and was so sexy that I fainted

Julian, he gets all of the girls.

by Girl that loves Julian August 26, 2022

Julian

someone's who is gay but could solve world science

Somehow he's manless

julian is gay

Wow.

by lolero_ September 4, 2022

Julian

A little bitch

Oh julian

Yea he’s a little bitch

by Muffbaby September 4, 2022

Julian Hotpocket

Similar to an Alabama Hotpocket but for pregnant women.

Alabama Hotpocket: Defecating in a woman's vagina and eating her out.

Julian Hotpocket: Defecating in a pregnant woman's vagina and eating her out.

I gave this pregnant chick a Julian Hotpocket.

by Phillip Kelly September 5, 2022

Julian

julian sucks. julian always says slurs and is straight up just racist. julian is always racist especially black people. he will say things like “you can see black people in the dark. black people love watermelon and chicken and they love basketball”

he’s probably an andrew tate stan and asks “what color is your bugatti”?

never date a julian please for your own good.

“hey did you hear what julian said?”

“yeah cuh, he’s gotta be racist…”

by kujomaybewatching September 6, 2022