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Jock-mattress

A girl that constantly sleeps with a guy(or guys) that are jocks
She’s still sleeping with him, what a jock-mattress

Shut up, jock-mattress
by Mrsknoxoverstreet October 31, 2020
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jocke

by ALksjdj December 12, 2016
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jock-cancer

Refers to when a person becomes obsessed or/and overwhelmed by a sport they have joined to the point where they have no free time or/and they lose interest in their friends or other hobbies.

Not to be confused with dedication to the sport or an over-zealous sports fan.
Anton: So can you go to the movies this weekend?

Jessica: No, I can't. I've got soccer pracitce.

Anton: That sucks. How about next week?

Jessica: No, I have practice then too. A big game is coming up and I can't afford not to go.

Anton: Geez, you haven't been out in forever. Talk about a heavy case of jock-cancer.
by bigblueboyscout March 17, 2010
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Jock

An arrogant asshat who thinks they are literally jesus. they call things they dont understand gay, and if you insult them they'll give you a dumbass response.
A normal person: HEY DICKHEAD!
a jock: YO MAN SHUTT DUH FUCC UP U BITCH

another jock: U FUCKIN GINGER YOU'RE A RETARD UHUHUHUHUHUH
the "ginger": have you ever heard of a man by the name of GEORGE FUCKIN WASHINGTON??!
by GnomeBoySP December 14, 2017
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Jock

A total bitch who only talks shit behind a computer screen.
Why is he being a Jock
by minecrafter42069 October 8, 2020
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hobbit jock

An extremely short person, who is very annoying but amazing at sports and thinks the ladies want him just because he is good at sports. He also rides a hobbit pocket
Dude Braden is such a hobbit jock, he thinks everyone is all over him. And he is sooooo annoying
by Wooloke April 7, 2015
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Jock

Jock - To copy someone
I put my username as adxmob and my cousin is such a jock he copied it
by Plow300 June 3, 2019
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