jazzy-mouthed

Adj: A term used to describe someone who speaks or is speaking in a loud, combative fashion a.k.a. talking shit.

"That girl is way too jazzy-mouthed for her own good. I can't take her anywhere."

by Schlongzillaaahhh May 30, 2009

Jizz mitten

When your boy friend has so much built up jizz that when he finally gets to cum after a much needed hand job it forms a mitten over your whole hand.

"Jenny your hands are looking awfully dry, why don't you let me give you a jizz mitten, I hear it's great for your skin".

by Jim Jamz January 6, 2010

Jizz Mortar

Action in which a male positions the angle of his penis in such a manner as to drop his jizz from above on an unsuspecting female.

I got my trajectory wrong when I tried to surprise attack your mom with a jizz mortar.

by Ramsus90 November 21, 2010

Jizz Dick

After having sex while wearing a condom and cumming inside, the jizz is then on your dick; hence the term Jizz Dick.

I hate Jizz Dick, I would much rather not use a condom.

by mr.stealyogurl October 19, 2011

jazzy fizzle

JazzyFizzle is the bomb dot com. Thas my girl doh!

That's Jazz. She's more than jazz tho. That girls jazzy fizzle.

by Duke Westlake February 10, 2018

The Jizzavel

The alter ego to Jason "Jizz" Semedo.

The life of a party type of guy.
A guy that all the ladies love being around to have fun and shit.
Head of his group and entourage

Also known as: Jizzavelli, Jizzavel and Jax J

Damn that must be "The Jizzavel".
Look its Jizzavel!

by Jizzavel Himself January 30, 2010

kensington jizz rag

A pair of Old Navy cargo pants.

Yoooo! The Eagles just signed Nnamimnidi Asoumoughoua!!! I creamed so hard my cargo pants turned into a kensington jizz rag!

by boss hamilton January 11, 2012