Jeff Bassett

Look!! What is that!! It's a bird! Its a plane! no! it's Jeff in his audi! yes that's right. An audi driving, diabetic, weight lifting force of nature. Unstoppable in any way imaginable physically, mentally, verbaly. He can do it all. ladies look no further then the Jeff Bassett.

"You know what I feel like today John"?
"what's that pat"?
"I feel like a Jeff Bassett"
"oh damn"

Jeff Bassett by dudehellllo April 11, 2019

Jeff Josey 

The bestest chungy

Jeff josey is big chungy

Jeff Josey by Ysect May 9, 2019

Jeff'd 

When someone is suddenly no longer your friend after a long period of time, without warning. We all know someone named Jeff who has done this to us.

I've been trying to get ahold of her for days and she won't respond. Guess I've been Jeff'd.

Jeff'd by Logan.c June 7, 2019

Jeff Schechter 

A human who does too many psychedelics

“That person is tripping. Most likely a Jeff Schechter”

Jeff Schechter by Apex Juju June 20, 2019

Jeff-laxed 

When you join an existing social group without any prior knowledge of anyone and their eccentricities and immediately try to fit in, effectively making a fucking fool of yourself and mankind as a whole.

Alan Jeff-laxed the shit out of himself the first week after he moved to the island.

Jeff-laxed by Liberal Joe August 19, 2019

jeff bone 

A piece of s*** that thinks he knows everything but actually doesn't know a goddamn thing

Jeff bone is a bone is always working on it

jeff bone by Bone,jeff December 11, 2019

jeff king

An awesome friend, a mans man, hardworking, and astonishingly loyal. Jeff King is the kind of man you would hope your single mother ends up with. The kind of guy that has life by the balls. But would drop everything for a friend or romantic interest.

He's a real Jeff KIng.

jeff king by hahaah44 December 18, 2019