jade 

sexiest girl in the world, very good at giving head, freak in the bed. usually brunette with brown eyes, is attracted to guys with colorful hair and olive toned skin, loves to get down and dirty with her boyfriend, very kinky(loves to be bitten)., straight as can be, totally horny 24/7

wow, this girl is sooo jade!

jade by crazy_bitchesz19 April 26, 2009

Jade Myers 

Hot, but younger girl who can get WAY older guys, and has a nice body. all the girls are jealous of a Jade Myers and all the guys wanna fuck her. She's a very sexual human being but only in love with one person at a time, for a long period of time. May be reffered to as a whore or skank but is extremly outgoing with an amazing personality, very funny, & can kick ass.

Jake: Damn i wanna Fuck that Jade Myers so bad, shes so fiine!!
Paige: Why? shes a whore
Robert: Woah, backoff, she is mine from now on ! mm, she gives such good head

Jade Myers by jlrg4v December 3, 2010

Jade 

Jade is such a cute little squash but she often spends time on things that aren't important like "why do cats meow" and also does things that aren't important like TAKING A FREAKING 6 HOURS

Is generally bad
But is quite charming

Did you hear what that cutie Jade said the other day? She spent six hours in the bath, like how do you do that?!?

Jade by Patty Walters January 7, 2017

GYATT JADEN 

basically my boyfriend has a big big booty!!

"GYATT JADEN!! ITS HUGE

GYATT JADEN by immessingarounddontmindme May 22, 2022

Hailie Jade 

Gorgeous.
Funny.
Little Lady.

Eminem's christmas baby

Hailie Jade by L January 6, 2005

jade egg 

Jade eggs are a tool a woman uses to strengthen her pelvic floor muscle by doing keigel exercises.

I bought me a jade egg cuz my dude cock is huge n I want my pussy to stay tight n not b all loose n blown out

jade egg by VICTORY CREMESAXON May 25, 2017

Jade Penis 

'Jade Penis' is a common autocorrect fuck-up when attempting to say 'jalapenos' For example: 'What toppings did you have on your pizza, hun?' 'Oh, pepperoni, capsicum and Jade Penis' o_O

I lurve Jade Penis on my pizza - om nom nom.

Jade Penis by Kurtis McStrange October 31, 2017